Serious Imagine having a big penis

[LastGerman]

Just imagine having a big penis. An 8 inch penis or even more. If I would have an 8 inch penis, I would go outside and threaten females with it. I would go around and slap females with my 8 inch penis. If they run away from me, I would chase them with my 8 inch penis, holding it with my hands while running and ejaculate all over them.

 

[justuseless]

I would use it to go ER

Run down the street and whack everyone to death with it

Shame i only have a shrimp

 

[seikko]

keyword : Imagine

 

[Regenerator]

I had a dream before that my penis grew to 10 inches when I was urinating.
Was giga lifefuel until I woke up.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

@Lv99_BixNood knows

 

[LastGerman]

I would use it to go ER

Run down the street and whack everyone to death with it

Shame i only have a shrimp

I would do the same. I would hunt down females with my big penis, slap them with my penis and ejaculate all over them.

keyword : Imagine

Unfortunately.

I had a dream before that my penis grew to 10 inches when I was urinating.
Was giga lifefuel until I woke up.

I also had a dream where I had a big penis. The penis even reached to my right shoulder. I did listen to penis subliminals.

@Lv99_BixNood knows

Did he use his big penis to hunt down some females with it?

 

[iicc66]

Just imagine having a big penis. An 8 inch penis or even more. If I would have an 8 inch penis, I would go outside and threaten females with it. I would go around and slap females with my 8 inch penis. If they run away from me, I would chase them with my 8 inch penis, holding it with my hands while running and ejaculate all over them.

You could probably get laid using it because foids would wanna fuck you to try your dick, they will probably like it then and tell their friends so their friends will also wanna fuck with you and so on

 

[ilieknothing]

I have a big penis, it means nothing when you are an incel. Only some escorts enjoyed it and I literally had to pay them to enjoy it.

 

[LastGerman]

You could probably get laid using it because foids would wanna fuck you to try your dick, they will probably like it then and tell their friends so their friends will also wanna fuck with you and so on

Exactly.

I have a big penis, it means nothing when you are an incel. Only some escorts enjoyed it and I literally had to pay them to enjoy it.

How big? Did the whore used her arm to measure your penis? This is what females do. If you have a big penis, they will hold their arm next to it. I want females to worship my big penis.

 

[TooSomething]

I have a big penis, it means nothing when you are an incel. Only some escorts enjoyed it and I literally had to pay them to enjoy it.

But it for sure feels better to fuck with a big penis, no?

 

[ilieknothing]

How big? Did the whore used her arm to measure your penis? This is what females do. If you have a big penis, they will hold their arm next to it. I want females to worship my big penis.

Penis is 8 inches and they said how surprised they are at how big it is cause I am a currycel. Measuring with arm is just a porn thing.

I have also had escorts reject me cause my penis is too big or they wouldn’t allow me to do certain positions cause my penis is too big.

 

[ilieknothing]

But it for sure feels better to fuck with a big penis, no?

Well I have never had a small penis so I can’t compare

 

[Ibrahim997]

Just imagine having a big penis. An 8 inch penis or even more. If I would have an 8 inch penis, I would go outside and threaten females with it. I would go around and slap females with my 8 inch penis.

Za penos is now a weapon

 

[LastGerman]

But it for sure feels better to fuck with a big penis, no?

You need to have a big penis in order to get coitus. Otherwise females will just laugh at you.

Penis is 8 inches and they said how surprised they are at how big it is cause I am a currycel.

I wish I had an 8 inch penis.

Measuring with arm is just a porn thing.

And I want that.

I have also had escorts reject me cause my penis is too big or they wouldn’t allow me to do certain positions cause my penis is too big.

That never happened right? Females are using 8 inch dildos and even larger objects, so, "too big" is not a thing. It is nothing more than another lie. Also, you could just tell them to worship your penis instead. Is that not a thing? I would certainly do that.

 

[ilieknothing]

That never happened right? Females are using 8 inch dildos and even larger objects, so, "too big" is not a thing. It is nothing more than another lie. Also, you could just tell them to worship your penis instead. Is that not a thing? I would certainly do that.

It certainly has happened, the whores wouldn’t let me do doggy or they would put their hand there so it wouldn’t go all the way.

Whores fuck like 20 guys a day and would get sore from a larger penis, especially a penis on a currycel who they are not attracted to

 

[LastGerman]

Za penos is now a weapon

It is indeed a weapon. A weapon to hunt down females. I would slap them with my big penis and when they start to run away, I would hunt them down using my 8 inch penis and ejaculate all over them. Females would be in terror. They do not know what to do. Newspaper might even write an article about it.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

@Lv99_BixNood knows

 

[LastGerman]

It certainly has happened, the whores wouldn’t let me do doggy or they would put their hand there so it wouldn’t go all the way.

Whores fuck like 20 guys a day and would get sore from a larger penis, especially a penis on a currycel who they are not attracted to

And you also had to pay for that?

 

[TooSomething]

Well I have never had a small penis so I can’t compare

Eight inches. Niiice. Throat fuck them and make em gag and suffocate them with your dick. LoL

 

[ifeellost]

I would use it to go ER

Run down the street and whack everyone to death with it

Shame i only have a shrimp

same brutal

 

[ilieknothing]

And you also had to pay for that?

Not when I am outright rejected but I had to pay for the reduced service due to my large penis,

 

[LastGerman]

Not when I am outright rejected but I had to pay for the reduced service due to my large penis,

You had to pay full price for a reduced service? Imagine you are at your job and you are not doing your job, you would get fired from it. Why are females allowed to do that?

 

[TheCatMan]

If I had a big cock I would do porn for free

 

[ilieknothing]

You had to pay full price for a reduced service? Imagine you are at your job and you are not doing your job, you would get fired from it. Why are females allowed to do that?

Bruh we live in a feminist society, of course foids are allowed to do this

 

[LastGerman]

Bruh we live in a feminist society, of course foids are allowed to do this

It has to stop now. Did you slap her with your big penis though?

 

[ilieknothing]

It has to stop now. Did you slap her with your big penis though?

Yes, I have slapped many foids with my penis. The problem is that they usually like it

 

[LastGerman]

Yes, I have slapped many foids with my penis. The problem is that they usually like it

I really wish I had a big penis. You are living my dream right now. You should start to hunt down females with your big penis and ejaculate all over them.

 

[Friezacel]

No dick for your face

 

[asuraxia]

wouldn't mean anything im still too ugly to get a woman to even get to the point where they would be able to see how big my penis would be

No dick for your face

 

[Reus]

Just imagine having a big penis. An 8 inch penis or even more. If I would have an 8 inch penis, I would go outside and threaten females with it. I would go around and slap females with my 8 inch penis. If they run away from me, I would chase them with my 8 inch penis, holding it with my hands while running and ejaculate all over them.

wish i had a bbc

 

[Ultimate_phalanx]

I have a 7 incher, unfortunately I'm white therefore foids won't let me get the chance to even use it regardless

 

[DarkStar]

JoinedNov 2, 2018

 

[VPSCel]

As a dickcel,I dream about it every day

 

[Diddy]

Instead of wishing I had a big dick, I would prefer that sub-7" dicklets should be allowed to rape with zero consequences.

 

[Emba]

Wow! I did it!!!

I imagined that I had a big penis!

Now it's easier to pee!

 

[VλREN]

Wow! I did it!!!

I imagined that I had a big penis!

Now it's easier to pee!

 

[Ellsworth]

I would be happy with just 6 or 6.5

 

[Caesercel]

Imagine having a driver's licence

 

[lazy_gamer_423]

I would be happy with just 6 or 6.5

 

[VideoGameCoper]

I have a big penis, it means nothing when you are an incel. Only some escorts enjoyed it and I literally had to pay them to enjoy it.

Yeah, if you can’t get women in bed it’s irrelevant since they’ll never know your dick size

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Imagine having a driver's licence

You don’t have one? Is the test super hard where you live?

 

[Emba]

Imagine having a driver's licence

I... I... I can't!

 

[Caesercel]

You don’t have one? Is the test super hard where you live?

2024cels won't get it

 

[VideoGameCoper]

2024cels won't get it

Get what? Is the test that hard where you live? The test was hard here but I did it anyway so I could drive. Hardest part is parallel parking, and the rest is easy af. Just go to a testing facility in a rural area so you don’t get tested on a busy highway

 

[VideoGameCoper]

I... I... I can't!

You have a motorcycle license tho don’t you

 

[Emba]

You have a motorcycle license tho don’t you

I have license.

I just can't imagine having one.

 

[Caesercel]

, and the rest is easy af.

@LastGerman you listening to this shit?

 

[VideoGameCoper]

I have license.

I just can't imagine having one.

Ah, I see. Based

 

[VideoGameCoper]

@LastGerman you listening to this shit?

Listen to what? If you can parallel park the thing you can drive it on some two lane country roads and intersections lol.

If any family member has a small car with a backup camera it makes the parallel parking so much easier.

 

[LastGerman]

I have a 7 incher, unfortunately I'm white therefore foids won't let me get the chance to even use it regardless

Brutal race pill.

As a dickcel,I dream about it every day

I had a dream where I had a big penis. It was so big it even reached my right shoulder. I was listening to penis subliminals beforehand and during the sleep.

Imagine having a driver's licence

You don’t have one? Is the test super hard where you live?

2024cels won't get it

Get what? Is the test that hard where you live? The test was hard here but I did it anyway so I could drive. Hardest part is parallel parking, and the rest is easy af. Just go to a testing facility in a rural area so you don’t get tested on a busy highway

@LastGerman you listening to this shit?

Listen to what? If you can parallel park the thing you can drive it on some two lane country roads and intersections lol.

If any family member has a small car with a backup camera it makes the parallel parking so much easier.

Brutal driver licence pill.