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Imagine going ER with a war hammer

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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Damn that sounds fun, running around swinging a giant hammer crushing the skulls of foids, normies, and chads. Fuck I’ve been playing too much Skyrim.

This scheme would fail hard though obviously as you’d get tackled or shot. And a warhammer is far too slow. How many people could you even take down with one before you were killed or arrested?
 
I probably wouldn't get very far, i'm far too weak to be weilding a giant war hammer
 
A shotgun would be pretty cool as well :feelsokman:
 
How many people could you even take down with one before you were killed or arrested?
This scheme would fail hard though obviously as you’d get tackled or shot
You answered your own question before you even asked it. Zero, maybe one or two if you plan ahead and use the element of surprise. Not the ideal weapon in 2025.
 
How many people could you even take down with one before you were killed or arrested?
If you pick your targets carefully, and choose the right location, you could probably take down 2-3 max. But it wouldn't be about the numbers — it would be about the satisfying blunt force delivered directly to your enemies :ahegao:
 

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In a realistic way best option would be a flamethrower, most painful deaths and more killed.
If I there was the possibility, torture them for days till I get tired(never)
 

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