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JFL Imagine being a normie - and passing up on sex because the other person supports a rival baseball club

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baseball is the most boring thing i have ever seen
 
“Would you rather jerk off - or date a Giants fan?”
 
Commiefoids might claim that they wouldn't fuck an abusive businessman Christian Gray Chad, but they would still do it at the first opportunity

Normies are picky, but usually they don't mean anything they say
 
What the fan meant was that he or she would rather date someone who is not a rival if he or she got to choose, not that he or she would never date a rival under any circumstances.

For example, if you were attracted to blue eyes and you had to choose what eye color a hypothetical girlfriend of yours should have, you would choose blue eyes. But that variable alone does not tell much about your decision in real life because there are other things you would consider in a person before dating her, like height, weight, race, age, personality, and so on.
 
The funny thing is, you know there are foids who will be at school and at work thinking to themselves, “If that guy wearing a Giants cap comes over and talks to me - I’m going to ruin his day.”
 
@Epedaphic Be a fakecel or date a Dodgers fan?
 
@AsakuraHao Be a fakecel or date a Dodgers fan?
 
Are you kidding? Date a heckin DODGERS fanerino?!
Kek.

The two largest animals on planet Earth are blue whales and Los Angeles Dodgers fans.
 
Baseball, the only sport where they announce the game in the bathrooms lmao, mind-numbingly boring.
 
Sports are for brain dead normies
 
The hilarious thing is - Giants fans are stereotyped as being marijuana-smoking friendly wealthy liberals. A Giants fan wanting to date a Los Angeles Dodgers fan savage would have to have a big heart.
 

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