I'm so incel that... finish the phrase

[Uglyme]

I'm so incel that:

When I cut onions, the onions cry
When I go to the zoo, the monkeys throw food at me
When I was born the doctor said "If he doesn't cry, he's a tumor"
My guardian angel sleeps in the other room.
There's a picture of me on one corner of the house to scare away the rats
I can't post selfies online cause the antivirus deletes them
When I go to the bank they turn off the security cameras
I went to a haunted house and got out with a job offer
I learned to walk at two months cause no one would pick me up
I'm so incel that I once participated on an incel competition and I lost it cause I was too incel

 

[tehgymcel420]

I'm ethnic

 

[Eternal Observer]

Im so incel that i convert people to atheism with my face

Im so incel that when i look for a job, they all hide from me

 

[doomed 7]

I'm so incel that i could make babies cry when they pass by me in street

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I'm so incel that when I came out of my mom's womb, the doctor was confused he wasn't at the abortion clinic that day.
I'm so incel Santa Claus gave me presents, not for being good, but for thinking suicidal thoughts.
I'm so incel, when I walk into a Starbucks, they automatically hand me a vanilla latte for "Elliot."
I'm so incel, the SHITS I take mog me on tinder.
I'm so incel the pillow I hugged filed a restraining order against me.

 

[Deleted member 10531]

I'm so incel that I got banned from IncelTears for being too ugly

 

[vic624]

so incel I look like killers in true crime reenactments

 

[truthpill]

I'm so incel that I am subhuman

 

[FinnCel]

I am so incel that drivers go above the speed limit when they see me.
I am so incel I got a job as a scarecrow.
I am so incel that people in AA told me to keep drinking

 

[ShellZ]

I’m so incel that the boogeyman hides in my closet to get away from me
I’m so incel that I post on r/inceltears

 

[Deleted member 1252]

I’m so incel that The Elephant Man bullies me for being a loser.

 

[Ignas]

I'm so incel that I only got one girl this week who talked to me and asked me out
jk ofc kek

 

[Deleted member 19079]

I'm ethnic

 

[needsolution]

I'm so incel that I am subhuman

 

[FIVETHREEBALDCEL]

I am an incel who is a shitskin curry, manlet, balding, and aged 25, I have never felt the warmth or any form of positive attention from any foid
EVER

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Stand and be counted show the world that youre a man,
Stand up and be counted

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

It's over

 

[ihaveno1]

Im so incel that i have over 10k posts on this site

 

[Incellectual]

I'm so incel that I only got one girl this week who talked to me and asked me out
jk ofc kek

reported, IP logged, home address added and added to my hitlist (in minecraft). Its over Chad

 

[Deleted member 18193]

I went to a haunted house and got out with a job offer

 

[Incellectual]

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mogs me. He has a good jaw + he is tall

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

So incel that Im incel

 

[ROT]

I get an actual adrenaline rush just by pretending I'm going to talk to a girl.

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Im so incel that...

I get an actual adrenaline rush just by pretending I'm going to talk to a girl.

sad but true

 

[78980n]

I'm virgin