I’m so glad superhumans aren’t real

[Clavicus Vile]

I’m already subhuman enough, barely even count as a human in the first place. I don’t need mfs going around that are superior to the people that ALREADY mog me into oblivion on their own. And hell at least these normal moggers can be killed by normal means.

Imagine a chad or Stacy that not only already life mogs you into oblivion by default, but they also get celebrity status because of their supernatural abilities and can essentially do or get anything they want. And you CAN’T EVEN KILL THEM AT ALL.

I could hear Twitter right now dude, all the feminists… “SLAY QUEEN SLAY BOSS! GIRL POWER! THESE MEN AIN’T SHIT!”.

 

[Skelly]

what if everybody was born with a superpower but you got stuck with the one that turns your head into a lego brick

 

[starystulejarz]

I am a supa sub human

 

[starystulejarz]

Imagine having ability to hear from 1000km away and being forced to hear normies fucking daily 900 of them at the time i would kms after a single hour. Normies sexhaving will never stop till all of them die or you die.