I'm scared to make a Tinder

[SchrodingersDick]

even if I got my hair transplant, looksmaxxed with color contacts and all that.. even if I did get matches, I'd still be 5'9".. its basically over if the girl shows up with heels.. and even if she doesnt.. wtf are we supposed to do.. am I supposed to just go to a bar or go out in public while being 5'9" with her and pretend that everything's OK? I get gigamogged left and right how the fuck am I supposed to survive in the era of natural selection?

how is any girls supposed to get wet for me and want ME to fuck her when almost every guy heightmogs, and most girls in heels heightmog me..

only way I see that I can KINDA dampen the damage of being 5'9" is to bulk up to like 200+ and look more difficult to kill

 

[Deleted member 5861]

how the fuck am I supposed to survive in the era of natural selection?

by going ER on all of your competition.

 

[Luxity]

Save yourself from the suicide fuel and don't make a Tinder

 

[FrothySolutions]

From what I hear, even if you weren't 5'9" you might have trouble. So in for a penny, in for a pound. Be honest.

 

[Gremlincel]

give up

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Save yourself from the suicide fuel and don't make a Tinder

my only hope is to dickmaxx with hanging and clamping to GigaDick levels and post about it in my bio and make my profile pic a shirtless pic in grey sweats with dickprint showing.. atleast that could get me some validation or hookups from size queens.

the other option is LL + lifts to become 6'+.. I can't give up man. its the era where every girl is getting fucked in every hole left and right and there's no dignity.. failing to participate in THIS level of degernacy is true failure.

From what I hear, even if you weren't 5'9" you might have trouble. So in for a penny, in for a pound. Be honest.

what does that mean?

what do you mean from what you've heard?

 

[RopeMaXXer]

my only hope is to dickmaxx with hanging and clamping to GigaDick levels and post about it in my bio and make my profile pic a shirtless pic in grey sweats with dickprint showing..

you sure you're not gonna just destroy your dick?

my dick is already decent size, maybe I should cockmaxx

ive been putting off tinder for a while too. It's comforting that there's still something to try but I know for a fact it's suifuel waiting to happen.

 

[Spite]

Don't do it

 

[OverIt]

Just dont do it!

 

[Ignas]

Try being 5'6

 

[IronMike]

I'm afraid of tinder because I dont want my former classmates to see me on there

 

[SchrodingersDick]

I'm afraid of tinder because I dont want my former classmates to see me on there

that too

 

[hearmeout]

I'm afraid of tinder because I dont want my former classmates to see me on there

When a girl sees you on there shes obviously using tinder too, so whats the problem? Your classmates using tinder too for sure

 

[SchrodingersDick]

When a girl sees you on there shes obviously using tinder too, so whats the problem? Your classmates using tinder too for sure

you risk getting laughed at and mocked for thinking you have a chance

 

[Life Wasted]

Lol dont bother, instead make a profile as a female and look at all your competition. That's all it takes to get guys to see it ain't worth it.

If you go through with it here's a spoiler of what will happen. You either won't get any matches or if you do they will be bots, landwhales, singlemoms or trannies. Good luck.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Lol dont bother, instead make a profile as a female and look at all your competition. That's all it takes to get guys to see it ain't worth it.

If you go through with it here's a spoiler of what will happen. You either won't get any matches or if you do they will be bots, landwhales, singlemoms or trannies. Good luck.

already did that.. mostly incels and ethnics. breakdown is kind alike this in my area

75% incels and ethnics of all heights
15% really tall guys but nothing special facially. usually just tall and white
7% tall chadlites
3% tall chads

 

[Deleted member 7573]

I made it, it was one of the worst decision in my life

 

[Sad_Eunuch]

Just be thankful you're not 5'5" and fucking bald with a stocky build. It's like being George Costanza without the personality or friends.

 

[this is hell]

ive gotten over 100 matches on tinder and not one of them resulted in a meet up. they all ghost

 

[Chadani]

my only hope is to dickmaxx with hanging and clamping to GigaDick levels and post about it in my bio and make my profile pic a shirtless pic in grey sweats with dickprint showing.. atleast that could get me some validation or hookups from size queens.

the other option is LL + lifts to become 6'+.. I can't give up man. its the era where every girl is getting fucked in every hole left and right and there's no dignity.. failing to participate in THIS level of degernacy is true failure.

what does that mean?

what do you mean from what you've heard?

have you made any dick gains

 

[SchrodingersDick]

have you made any dick gains

nah I went too hard and my EQ suffered.. waiting for that to heal then I'm gonna start hanging.

I gained a tiny bit of girth but that's gone away now from the hiatus.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

already did that.. mostly incels and ethnics. breakdown is kind alike this in my area

75% incels and ethnics of all heights
15% really tall guys but nothing special facially. usually just tall and white
7% tall chadlites
3% tall chads

Now be 5’4

 

[Chadani]

nah I went too hard and my EQ suffered.. waiting for that to heal then I'm gonna start hanging.

I gained a tiny bit of girth but that's gone away now from the hiatus.

ive been doing manual stretching for 2 weeks now. its giga dick or the rope

 

[SchrodingersDick]

ive been doing manual stretching for 2 weeks now. its giga dick or the rope

mightaswell start hanging man.. look into the LG hanger or any other vacuum hanger. you get gains faster and the work is passive

 

[Chadani]

mightaswell start hanging man.. look into the LG hanger or any other vacuum hanger. you get gains faster and the work is passive

i have a hanger but ironically the stretch feels better when i use my hands

 

[AllHandsOnDeck]

TindER makes me want to try and find a final solution for the bimbos that infest it.