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Midwestcel

Midwestcel

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I'm going to cold approach maxx my ass off. I'm going to join a yoga class full of Stacies and get on it. I'm going to approach at the mall and at the grocery store. At the gym and at the church. And I'm going to be successful!! I shall overcome!
 
You’ll be sent to prison for harassment maxing
 
Dont rope. Approachmaxxing is pure potent ropefuel.
 
Good luck, just don't get metoo'd.
 
cold approaching by chad = flattering
cold approaching by ugly man = sexual assault
 
I know the past couple thousands of cold approaches didn't work but I'm sure in the future one of them will.
 
Yikes! See you in court, iNkWeLL! :soy:
 
Only reason to go to yoga studio as a male why the guy below went

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Make sure to take plenty of showers in between approaches. Otherwise it won't work.
 
good luck and be smart about it.
 
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAAHHA WHAT A FUCKING COPE AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH
 
Enjoy prison or rope
 
Dont rope. Approachmaxxing is pure potent ropefuel.
Thanks for the concern dancing green man. When I cold approach, I'll have you in my heart. I'm not just approaching for myself but for all of the millions of curries and ricemen worldwide.
Enjoy prison or rope
I am getting some looksmaxxing performed on me in January so hopefully that helps
 
Idk it's really a good idea. Yeah, you could go to the gym and looksmaxx but you know how things are with "muh sexual harassment". Pretty ridiculous than even taking with a girl counts as harassment.
 
Good luck if serious but pay attention to social-cues. Your attention or approaching a foid is NOT appreciated unless you are considered attractive. Its very hard to grasp despite being Blackpill 101.

Cliffs: Pepper Spray

EDIT:

I'm not just approaching for myself but for all of the millions of curries and ricemen worldwide.

OH SHHHHHHHHIIITTTT! It never even began. Just cold-approach the nearest police officer and have him arrest you. It will save everyone a lot of time & trouble.
 
OH SHHHHHHHHIIITTTT! It never even began. Just cold-approach the nearest police officer and have him arrest you. It will save everyone a lot of time & trouble.
No ones going to arrest me for cold approaching. That's an incels.co urban legend!
 
No ones going to arrest me for cold approaching. That's an incels.co urban legend!


Are you Curry or Rice? How exactly do you think that will go over unless you approach your own kind?

Honestly, I hope you do because it will liven up the forum to hear your tales of rejection. @FACEandLMS used to approach/get rejected/post thread and it was very entertaining. I'm looking forward to it.
 
Are you Curry or Rice? How exactly do you think that will go over unless you approach your own kind?

Honestly, I hope you do because it will liven up the forum to hear your tales of rejection. @FACEandLMS used to approach/get rejected/post thread and it was very entertaining. I'm looking forward to it.
No I'm not curry or rice but when I approach I'm going to consider myself an honorary curry and rice.
 
No I'm not curry or rice but when I approach I'm going to consider myself an honorary curry and rice.

Cops need to stop with using speeding tickets to generate revenue, but instead start ticketing for cold approaching out of your league. I think incels and women would rejoice. Only cucks would suffer.
 
Keep your lawyer on speed dial.
 
Why not warm approach where you might actually have a chance?
 
I hope you ascend
full
 
Let me know how that works out for you!!
 
Good luck, don't get the false rape treatment..
 
Have fun being on the sex offenders register fellowcel :lul:
 
See you next year buddy boyo
 
Finally roping or going ER next year seem more realistic options personally.
 
BREAKING NEWS: Creepy man arrested for harassing women! Rumour has it that he has a misogynistic personality and posts on a forum as "Midwestcel"!
 
I wish you good luck, man.
On a side note, keep in mind yoga teachers can be creepy, but score...
 
I hope you go for it, but most likely you'll decide against it after some post-nut clarity.
 
See you tomorrow
 
Cold approach is not for truecels.
 
Take roids first
 
You'll either end up in prison, on the sex offender list, or both jfl
 

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