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Inb4 black baby.
what makes you think that?
He got cucked by Tyrone.
JFL she probably wanted to "try" for baby with him so she can get impregnated by chad and have his baby,making the cuck think he is biological father.
This is exactly women should stay home
It's a miracle! Second coming of Christ soon.
The very fact he wrote "to see if it could be mine" means he probably knows whats up already
That'd be dope, reddit would explain it away as one of those rare cases.
She was hoping to hide it but got the timing wrong.
D
Not surprised it's always Reddit when this type of shit happens. They have a whole fucking subreddit glorifying cuckoldry pregnancy stories & fantasies FFS.
But above everything else, JFL at the cucks 'n queenz in the comments all saying shit like "I know right, it happened to me too, biology is amazing!" 
blacked
Jfl at the end
“She texted me she’s gonna be home late”
“She texted me she’s gonna be home late”
Best comment
If he never posted again he probably got cucked and roped.
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He never told her about the result of his examination? Story sounds fake.
Believe all women
It must be a miracle :0
Paternity test and if it comes back negative then stomp her and the bastards brains in...on the family Minecraft server.
Any self respecting man would be on his into a gun shop after finding out something like this,yet this cuck asks his fellow soycucks of reddit for help
I would go ER on the foid if this happened to me
Agree I doubt a lot of housewives cheated in the 1930´s.
another cuck bites the dust
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I don't know if that is real. How it's possible be that blind?
Cuckit strikes again
wastingtimeoflife
6.7k points·1 day ago
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I literally just studied this!
Ok so although you’ve been diagnosed with azoospermia it means that when they looked at your semen in the lab it didn’t have any sperm in it. However, you produce a lot of semen and the lab only looks at a tiny fraction of it which usually gives a good response. Usually you would repeat several times before concluding its azoospermia, although just because the lab didn’t see any sperm it can just mean that you had an incredibly low count so none of their samples from the sample you have showed any.
This doesn’t necessarily mean that for example in a normal ejaculation a normal guy would have 30-900million sperm which is usually about 15million per mL. It’s possible you have maybe... even 1000 sperm per mL and you would still be diagnosed with azoospermia as it would not be expected that the likelihood of getting pregnant at the right time with only 1000 sperm would be probable: BUT IT CAN HAPPEN.
Even if you only had 1 sperm per mL of ejaculate you could still get her pregnant but you would definitely never find that 1 sperm as a biomedical scientist in a lab.
Good luck and happy fatherhood.
misterjta
8 points·17 hours ago
Okay dude I get that you're wigging out, but please consider things from as logical and dispassionate a perspective as you can. And I know that's hard, but...
The doctors may have said "completely blocked off" (or you may be miss-remembering), but doctors dumb things down a fucking lot. It's entirely reasonable that a doctor would take results that said "99% blocked off" and then tell you "completely blocked off".
Why? Because medicine has a lot of grey areas, and people suck at digesting bad news. If you tell a patient there's a 99% chance their loved one will be dead within a week, what most people hear, purely out of subconscious self-defence is "It's not certain, you have a chance"
When a doctor says "We can try this experimental treatment but I have to warn you, at this stage the odds of success are extremely low. I honestly think you'll do more harm than good and my advice would be to make her as comfortable as possible and say your goodbyes" what people hear is "Congratulations! I've got a magical snake oil in this syringe and everything's gonna be fine, sue me for malpractice if I'm wrong!".
People love absolutes, and don't process nuance well, especially under stress, so lots of doctors will lay things on thick because it helps the message sink in and (generally) saves heartache.
Also note that:
I get that you're worried, and honestly part of that is probably just natural panic because what you thought was an impossiblity until at least July is suddenly happening already and on some level you'll be stressing about what this means for the future anyway. I get the paranoia. And you've been burned before so of course your brain's in "danger Will Robinson" land.
But literally reading your post you're countering those fears. Fear is, genuinely, a mind killer. It stops you thinking straight, and it magnifies risks. Don't let it do that. It's all good.
6.7k points·1 day ago
I literally just studied this!
Ok so although you’ve been diagnosed with azoospermia it means that when they looked at your semen in the lab it didn’t have any sperm in it. However, you produce a lot of semen and the lab only looks at a tiny fraction of it which usually gives a good response. Usually you would repeat several times before concluding its azoospermia, although just because the lab didn’t see any sperm it can just mean that you had an incredibly low count so none of their samples from the sample you have showed any.
This doesn’t necessarily mean that for example in a normal ejaculation a normal guy would have 30-900million sperm which is usually about 15million per mL. It’s possible you have maybe... even 1000 sperm per mL and you would still be diagnosed with azoospermia as it would not be expected that the likelihood of getting pregnant at the right time with only 1000 sperm would be probable: BUT IT CAN HAPPEN.
Even if you only had 1 sperm per mL of ejaculate you could still get her pregnant but you would definitely never find that 1 sperm as a biomedical scientist in a lab.
Good luck and happy fatherhood.
misterjta
8 points·17 hours ago
Okay dude I get that you're wigging out, but please consider things from as logical and dispassionate a perspective as you can. And I know that's hard, but...
The doctors may have said "completely blocked off" (or you may be miss-remembering), but doctors dumb things down a fucking lot. It's entirely reasonable that a doctor would take results that said "99% blocked off" and then tell you "completely blocked off".
Why? Because medicine has a lot of grey areas, and people suck at digesting bad news. If you tell a patient there's a 99% chance their loved one will be dead within a week, what most people hear, purely out of subconscious self-defence is "It's not certain, you have a chance"
When a doctor says "We can try this experimental treatment but I have to warn you, at this stage the odds of success are extremely low. I honestly think you'll do more harm than good and my advice would be to make her as comfortable as possible and say your goodbyes" what people hear is "Congratulations! I've got a magical snake oil in this syringe and everything's gonna be fine, sue me for malpractice if I'm wrong!".
People love absolutes, and don't process nuance well, especially under stress, so lots of doctors will lay things on thick because it helps the message sink in and (generally) saves heartache.
Also note that:
- Your wife wanted to start a family with you. This in itself is a really good sign that she's committed to the relationship.
- Your wife has shown no signs of any guilt at all even though you're currently scouring everything she does because you're worried. And even with all your worry, in this paranoid state, you're left scrambling for things like "she's been really busy", or "once she had a winky face message" which even then you rationally know isn't uncommon, or is probably from a female friend.
- She knew you were diagnosed with azoospermia. In any rational universe, knowing that and then being pregnant from any possible sort of affair knowing you'd got that Dx, you'd have seen guilt. Nobody, nobody is that good an actor. It cannot be done.
I get that you're worried, and honestly part of that is probably just natural panic because what you thought was an impossiblity until at least July is suddenly happening already and on some level you'll be stressing about what this means for the future anyway. I get the paranoia. And you've been burned before so of course your brain's in "danger Will Robinson" land.
But literally reading your post you're countering those fears. Fear is, genuinely, a mind killer. It stops you thinking straight, and it magnifies risks. Don't let it do that. It's all good.
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cucked by chad
Every man on Reddit is a massive soycuck faggot who gets what they deserve, this post is LifeFuel for me tbh.
JFL at unironically posting on Reddit. I wonder what this clowns estrogen levels are.
JFL at unironically posting on Reddit. I wonder what this clowns estrogen levels are.
Sjeez, Reddit really is for cucks. Unbelievable cuckoldry.
Better incel than cuckold
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