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I'm going to write a poem to a Stacy at my gym

Midwestcel

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The title of it will be "Oh Stacy" and I'm going to walk up to her and read it aloud. Anyone think it'll work??
 
See you in jail
 
Be ready to get beaten by her Tyrone boyfriend
 
See you in jail
#MeToo
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Dear Stacy McGymthot,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your routine is shit
And so are you.

Is that romantic enough?
 
Dear Stacy McGymthot,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your routine is shit
And so are you.

Is that romantic enough?
you held frame and negged her in the poem so it's pretty good :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your routine is shit
And so are you.

Is that romantic enough?

That is accurate although I would recommend instead of reading a poem to her, just go and lift her.
 
:soy: :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy: :worryfeels: :soy: :soy: :worryfeels:

Put down the soy
 
That is accurate although I would recommend instead of reading a poem to her, just go and lift her.
I want to see you lift all of the females who drivers license mog you. It would be life fuel.
 
Ultimate low inhib move :feelstrash:
 
You should better to supress your sexuality and hate all that lives.
 
Sounds great! Don't forget to bring a bouquet of flowers though, they love that. ;)
 
don't give her the time of the day
 
If its an offensive poem then I'm all for it
 
you will be jailed for being too cute man
 
inb4 op ascends cus chads.co theory
 
Who knows. Maybe Stacy will think you're Chad. Lol
 
You'll end up jailed both on the forum and IRL.
 
I believe in you . But drop the rhyming stuff off. Its very generic. Focus on the linguistic side. Use "smart" words and shiet. I'll see you in heaven.
 
That is accurate although I would recommend instead of reading a poem to her, just go and lift her.
Lift her with your penis and flex it up and Down
 
do it now DO IT NOW DO IT NOW
 
Have a Chad read that to her and then reveal it's yours just for blackpill overdose.
 
Dear Stacy McGymthot,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your routine is shit
And so are you.

Is that romantic enough?
I was thinking this:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
They are magnificent
And so are you.
you held frame and negged her in the poem so it's pretty good :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
:redpill::redpill:
Sounds great! Don't forget to bring a bouquet of flowers though, they love that. ;)
I'm going to do better and pay her car note
Have a Chad read that to her and then reveal it's yours just for blackpill overdose.
:feelskek:
 
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Do it tbh at worst you are gonna ruin her day, at best you will fuck all her holes. It's a win win situation
 
dont do it u will just hurt ur self more just put it in her back or locker or some shit :feelstrash:
 
Take a pic of her and show us.
 
Yeah I wouldnt put your name on it for fear of retribution
 

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