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Serious I'm going to try to seduce an ugly female janitor tomorrow, any advice?

Uglyme

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For real. There's an female cleaning lady at work who is a beast, I think when she was born she was one step from being a bear. She's almost 6", not fat but bulky, pasty pale skin, faced covered in pimples and boils, ugly and dirty blond hair. Kind of like an ugly female wrestler. At work everyone is afraid of her, we call her "la jefa", the boss.

I've never had any interaction with her, except one time she spent two minutes telling me how much of a piece of shit I am for leaving my workplace dirty. Nevertheless, I'm going to try to hit on her tomorrow. There's no way such a monster will reject me. Any advice before I get arrested for harassment?
 
Find a decent lawyer
 
how tall are you
 
Good luck but don’t complain if she says yes because then you have to or :feelskek:volcel
 
Dude, I don't even... If you think she's THAT hideous, what are you going to do if she accepts your invitation? How do you complete the long journey when you can't stand any of the scenery?
 
Jfl good luck taming her.
 
Won't work unless you are a fakecel.
 
Uglyme said:
For real. There's an female cleaning lady at work who is a beast, I think when she was born she was one step from being a bear. She's almost 6", not fat but bulky, pasty pale skin, faced covered in pimples and boils, ugly and dirty blond hair. Kind of like an ugly female wrestler. At work everyone is afraid of her, we call her "la jefa", the boss.

I've never had any interaction with her, except one time she spent two minutes telling me how much of a piece of shit I am for leaving my workplace dirty. Nevertheless, I'm going to try to hit on her tomorrow. There's no way such a monster will reject me. Any advice before I get arrested for harassment?
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The soy advice:
- Just be natural. :soy:
- Just be casual br0. :soy:
- Bring something external that can break the ice and serve as distraction. :soy:
- You have to be the fun alternative to something boring or annoying. :soy:
- Feel the ambient br0 and don't take any step without being 100% sure. :soy:

My advice:
Just do nofap, soy advice only works if you are chad or you have 10 year nofap streak, so start working.
 
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She's probably rejecting male models and football players, and I'm not even joking.

My completely average plain jane cousin is a waitress who LITERALLY had a fucking footballer come in and try to flirt with her and get her number lmfao. It is just so fucking over for non-male model men in 2020.
 
And try to record everything as court evidence
 
Dude
 
Are you ugly?
 
She will probably reject you :feelskek: Don't forget juggernaut law, she has probably had 30 guys ask her out already
 
sounds disgusting ngl
 
Make sure you post the update.
 
Uglyme said:
She's almost 6", not fat but bulky, pasty pale skin
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So like a pawg? Lmao if you think some thick bitch isn't getting tons of offers regardless of her butterface.
 
use the term "ded srs" when doing it
 
"just because im ugly doesnt mean i don't have eyes, you know. get away from me, disgusting incel!"
 
Inb4 already married to a gigachad
 
Take 5 showers and get 2 haircuts the day before
 
She will most likely still reject you. I’ve asked out the ugliest foids alive and got made fun of by them.
 
Look NT
Keep eye contact
 
JFL thinking you'd have it easier because she is older and has a lowest job.
She is doing a difficult job but you hitting on her, she'd rather rope.
 
>6ft
>blonde
>female wrestler
BOY SIGN ME UP :feelsmage: :feelstrash:
 
So you haven't taken the blackpill yet, eh? All women, even ugly beasts like the one you described, want Chad. No ands ifs or buts. All women are the same.
 
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