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TeeHee I'm finally getting an haircut!

Subhumanism

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My mom told me so, but going to the hairdresser is definitely one of the things I hate the most. You are confronted with your reflection for 15-20 minutes, in the worst possible lighting, with no way out except trying to avoid your own gaze (which is quite easier said than done). Apart from the fact that usually some young foid fumbles at your head for the whole time (which already makes me nervous enough especially if she's good looking).

And then, when you are finally done and the hairdresser asks you something like "Are you satisfied" or "Does it look good to you?", you want to say: "No, but thanks for giving your best effort".

That's why I let it cut quite short every time (unfortunately I don't have the head shape to carry it really short, otherwise I'd probably do it myself) and don't make a new appointment until it's intolerable long again (which as a positive side effect also saves you a few bucks).
 
report if u get gf with ur new haircut
 
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@Blacktarpill you need one too
 
Go to an old male barber that’s cheap and old school. Tell him what you hate about your head and hair and be honest.

Not expecting him to solve your life problems, but he might make your trips for hair cuts easier .
 
My mom told me so, but going to the hairdresser is definitely one of the things I hate the most. You are confronted with your reflection for 15-20 minutes, in the worst possible lighting, with no way out except trying to avoid your own gaze (which is quite easier said than done). Apart from the fact that usually some young foid fumbles at your head for the whole time (which already makes me nervous enough especially if she's good looking).

And then, when you are finally done and the hairdresser asks you something like "Are you satisfied" or "Does it look good to you?", you want to say: "No, but thanks for giving your best effort".

That's why I let it cut quite short every time (unfortunately I don't have the head shape to carry it really short, otherwise I'd probably do it myself) and don't make a new appointment until it's intolerable long again (which as a positive side effect also saves you a few bucks).
Ye an attractive foid cutting your hair is hell tbh but otherwise I find it very relaxing.
 
I don't get hair cuts anymore because I don't get treated any better for doing so.
 
Go to an old male barber that’s cheap and old school. Tell him what you hate about your head and hair and be honest.

Not expecting him to solve your life problems, but he might make your trips for hair cuts easier .

I would if there was one around here (and I'm too dumb to drive). On the other hand, it's the only occassion where you get a girl to touch you (without having to pay her 10 times as much)...
 
You will slay in no time.
 
I don't get hair cuts anymore because I don't get treated any better for doing so.

Same for me, but letting yourself go always felt like an admission of defeat to me (despite I know well enough that it's over for me).
 
Same for me, but letting yourself go always felt like an admission of defeat to me (despite I know well enough that it's over for me).

I always just fucking hate my head getting hot so I do it every 2 weeks religiously for selfish reasons. Keeping on it makes me feel fresher at least I sweat nonstop. I even do full gold bond regimen on feet and privates every morning just to survive and feel good not drenched in sweat.

Don’t be afraid to research and take the drive if you need to on the barber man. Nothing wrong with being selfish.
 
Just grow a mullet.
 
haircuts are for chads mate
 
damn bro ur guna be a slayer now with new haircut bro goodbye man, gl swimming in all that pussy bro
 
This why you inkwell
 

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