Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Discussion Im convinced half of this forum ascended

leasurehobo

leasurehobo

Intelligent Degenerate Futuristic Sexbot Fucker
★★★
Joined
May 18, 2025
Posts
245
Half of the postings here sounds like people he probably had sex once or twice maybe not a lot but had sex AT LEAST ONCE. Talking about going to parties. If you have friends that invited you to a party you probably had sex once or twice. Just read something about someone smoking weed at a party with friends and you never got laid once? You can be 5'2 and still get laid if you like that. Half of people here are just larpers who had sex once or twice and stopped getting play after they finished college
 
Pussy aint real cause I've never seen it
 
its only inevitable that a few will slip through the cracks and make their way here
 
1751727126367
 
its only inevitable that a few will slip through the cracks and make their way here
I have a feeling 10% of account here are IT alts due to how much hey post
 
It’s bad when you can’t even trust people on an incel forum of all places tbh
 
Half of the postings here sounds like people he probably had sex once or twice maybe not a lot but had sex AT LEAST ONCE. Talking about going to parties. If you have friends that invited you to a party you probably had sex once or twice. Just read something about someone smoking weed at a party with friends and you never got laid once? You can be 5'2 and still get laid if you like that. Half of people here are just larpers who had sex once or twice and stopped getting play after they finished college
having friends doesn't make you a fakecel. it's a sign but if you were to rank it, its quite a weak sign.
 
having friends doesn't make you a fakecel. it's a sign but if you were to rank it, its quite a weak sign.
No but parties though usually those are for chads or popular people
 
No but parties though usually those are for chads or popular people
hmm, I've been invited to parties, didn't get me an inch closer to escaping inceldom.

but tbf I'm 90% sure they invited me because they thought it would be funny more than anything. so ig that counts as an exception.
 
If that's true, I'd guess they had sex once or twice and have struggled ever since.

I'd doubt anyone on here is currently having sex; otherwise, why come here?
 
Not that I’ve ever ascended but I can totally see how some pudgy 4/10 guy who got his dick wet that one and only time he cornered some girl who had too much to drink at a college dorm party can consider himself incel.
 

leasurehobo

Intelligent Degenerate Futuristic Sexbot Fucker​

★★★
JoinedMay 18, 2025Posts244
 
Half of the postings here sounds like people he probably had sex once or twice maybe not a lot but had sex AT LEAST ONCE. Talking about going to parties. If you have friends that invited you to a party you probably had sex once or twice. Just read something about someone smoking weed at a party with friends and you never got laid once? You can be 5'2 and still get laid if you like that. Half of people here are just larpers who had sex once or twice and stopped getting play after they finished college
Brocel, are u joking, i never went to partys, i never seen a real pussy in real life, i m a almost 20 years old khhv, i only had a few guys to who i talked in real life, in my entire life!
All i say here is lie, i don t joke!
Do u think if i was getting pussy i would have been on this forum, probably i wouldn't even know about it!
 
I don't have friends and I don't go to parties.
 
thoughts?
I'm sure it has happened before but not for me.
If it's going to happen it needs to happen soon, my 30s are approaching rapidly and I'm still a virgin despite everything I've tried to do to not end up like this.
 
Last edited:
false assumption bro still khhv here
 
I'm sure it has happened before but not for me.
If it's going to happen it needs to happen soon, my 30s are approaching rapidly and I'm still a virgin despite everything I've tried to do to not end up like this.
Same. Where the fuck is this mythological women who will have sex with a 5’2 man
 
@manletcel1488 @TheGrayWolf @InvoluntaryChigga @Quarantined thoughts?
Pff. Winning the lottery is more likely at that height (near-zero odds), especially if you're not a 10/10 facially and wealthy. Even if you're a 10/10 facially it's still unlikely. I think a chad face is a plus, if you're around 5'7 or 5'8 (when I drive through a city I've seen quite a few 5'7-5'8 guys with cute 5 foot gfs over the past 10 years). But 5'2"...? That's a BIG difference.

But coming back to the question, it's ridiculous to make such a statement. Getting laid at 5'2 is very unlikely, spend your time picking the lottery numbers instead.
 
Same. Where the fuck is this mythological women who will have sex with a 5’2 man
I think he's saying to try and socialcirclemaxx and go to parties where there are lots of drugs since females are probably easier in a setting like that which there is probably some truth to but most of us are too autistic and ugly to make friends plus females still probably wouldn't want to have sex with us in those settings either anyway.
I've tried getting a job and socialcirclemaxxing to make friends to increase my chances of ascending but so far I haven't made a single friend since finishing highschool and haven't been invited to a single thing, my efforts are all for nothing like usual.
Maybe you can criticize some people on this forum for not trying but that's not me, I've tried hard to ascend but nothing works.
 
I think he's saying to try and socialcirclemaxx and go to parties where there are lots of drugs since females are probably easier in a setting like that which there is probably some truth to but most of us are too autistic and ugly to make friends plus females still probably wouldn't want to have sex with us in those settings either anyway.
I've tried getting a job and socialcirclemaxxing to make friends to increase my chances of ascending but so far I haven't made a single friend since finishing highschool and haven't been invited to a single thing, my efforts are all for nothing like usual.
Maybe you can criticize some people on this forum for not trying but that's not me, I've tried hard to ascend but nothing works.
If 5’2 men were having sex at drug parties I would’ve had sex by now
 
If 5’2 men were having sex at drug parties I would’ve had sex by now
Probably so, I don't have any experience with them so I wouldn't really know. The closest I've been to a drug party is smoking weed with some coworkers at their house a couple times after work when I was in highschool.
Also it goes without saying but face matters too so a 5'2 guy with a good face might be able to have sex at a drug party, and I know we make fun of personality a lot but it can matter also, if you are NT enough and know how to talk to foids it does give an advantage. Normies exaggerate personality a lot but it does matter some.
 
Probably so, I don't have any experience with them so I wouldn't really know. The closest I've been to a drug party is smoking weed with some coworkers at their house a couple times after work when I was in highschool.
Also it goes without saying but face matters too so a 5'2 guy with a good face might be able to have sex at a drug party, and I know we make fun of personality a lot but it can matter also, if you are NT enough and know how to talk to foids it does give an advantage. Normies exaggerate personality a lot but it matter.
All they care about is leg bone. Face is irrelevant when you aren’t even the size of most men around here in a incel forum at least then I’d be an ugly man.

But instead it’s incorrections
 
All they care about is leg bone. Face is irrelevant when you aren’t even the size of most men around here in a incel forum at least then I’d be an ugly man.

But instead it’s incorrections
Probably true for turbomanlets like us, no face is enough to save us.
 
Half of the postings here sounds like people he probably had sex once or twice maybe not a lot but had sex AT LEAST ONCE. Talking about going to parties. If you have friends that invited you to a party you probably had sex once or twice. Just read something about someone smoking weed at a party with friends and you never got laid once? You can be 5'2 and still get laid if you like that. Half of people here are just larpers who had sex once or twice and stopped getting play after they finished colleget
theres probably a fuckton of undercover fakecels here we dont know about
 
They live a double life.

I've had one guy almost three years ago that DM'd me, that they're a fakecel and are just on the forum for fun and to be edgy. He came to my DMs because he saw me constantly complaining about fakecels during those times and also legit said that incels should work with Chads, and form an alliance.
 
100% some users have lost it after signing up and never left. I doubt a huge amount though mate
 
Half of the postings here sounds like people he probably had sex once or twice maybe not a lot but had sex AT LEAST ONCE. Talking about going to parties. If you have friends that invited you to a party you probably had sex once or twice. Just read something about someone smoking weed at a party with friends and you never got laid once? You can be 5'2 and still get laid if you like that. Half of people here are just larpers who had sex once or twice and stopped getting play after they finished college
You’re either insanely bluepilled or a fakecel. If what you said is true then you’re a Volcel for not smoking weed and going to parties.

I go to parties whenever I can. What happens is the girls just all stand around in a circle with their friends and a group of Chads talk to them. If you try to talk to them then they’ll ignore you. If you smoke weed with them at a party they will just be super dry with you, responding with one word answers and fuck off after it’s done.
 
@manletcel1488 @TheGrayWolf @InvoluntaryChigga @Quarantined thoughts?
Ik this one 5'3 inkie who actually "ascended" ie he had sex but obv she broke up and cheated on him with a chad, so an actual long term relationship or truly ascending for manlets like us is impossible. But getting a one time fling is improbable but possible with a really good face
 
Ik this one 5'3 inkie who actually "ascended" ie he had sex but obv she broke up and cheated on him with a chad, so an actual long term relationship or truly ascending for manlets like us is impossible. But getting a one time fling is improbable but possible with a really good face
Where the fuck are these manlets losing their virginities.

And no a really good face cannot save you

Height will always surpass face anyone who disagrees is a meme.
 
Where the fuck are these manlets losing their virginities.

And no a really good face cannot save you

Height will always surpass face anyone who disagrees is a meme.
Yea that's why there's tons of chadlet copers in shortguys
 

Similar threads

mrvain
Replies
13
Views
1K
leasurehobo
leasurehobo
SwiftQuill
Replies
50
Views
2K
yeetbender.koala
yeetbender.koala
ThePornographer
Replies
35
Views
855
pedrolopezwasright
pedrolopezwasright
the kurdish loner
Replies
48
Views
969
Oneitiscel
Oneitiscel

Users who are viewing this thread

  • shape1
    shape2
    shape3
    shape4
    shape5
    shape6
    Back
    Top