Looksmaxxcel
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Is there anything more brutal than not even being able to make someone laugh or captivate them? I can't think of anything else that sucks more.
I'm so professional and serious all the time, that I'm no fun to be around. I can't for the life of me relate to anyone in anyway, I know zero pop culture references, and I can't make any funny jokes without being blatantly offensive or mean. I am highly knowledgeable, but I am at a loss when it comes to anything other than facts and knowledge. I'm nothing more than an encyclopedia, not an actual person.
Being boring sucks major balls. I wish I was funny or interesting somehow, but I am not. I'm boring, stable, genuine, truthful, reliable, and predictable. I'm absolutely the biggest normalfag cryptonite, simply because I'm a boring nerd. I'm not even a nerd in a cool or interesting way (weeb nerds, magic the gathering players, comic-con nerd, gamer nerd, etc.), I'm just a plain, boring, academically inclined nerd with nothing but knowledge. I will never make people laugh or like me, ever.
I guess that's why I could never use humor as a defense growing up, and why I had to always be violent and scary to everyone to make them leave me alone. Since I couldn't make anyone genuinely like me, I had to make them fear me instead to get them to just leave me alone and ignore me instead of being assholes.
I'm sure a female with my traits would be absolute waifu material though, and she would have absolutely no problem socially since you can't lose as a female.
I'm so professional and serious all the time, that I'm no fun to be around. I can't for the life of me relate to anyone in anyway, I know zero pop culture references, and I can't make any funny jokes without being blatantly offensive or mean. I am highly knowledgeable, but I am at a loss when it comes to anything other than facts and knowledge. I'm nothing more than an encyclopedia, not an actual person.
Being boring sucks major balls. I wish I was funny or interesting somehow, but I am not. I'm boring, stable, genuine, truthful, reliable, and predictable. I'm absolutely the biggest normalfag cryptonite, simply because I'm a boring nerd. I'm not even a nerd in a cool or interesting way (weeb nerds, magic the gathering players, comic-con nerd, gamer nerd, etc.), I'm just a plain, boring, academically inclined nerd with nothing but knowledge. I will never make people laugh or like me, ever.
I guess that's why I could never use humor as a defense growing up, and why I had to always be violent and scary to everyone to make them leave me alone. Since I couldn't make anyone genuinely like me, I had to make them fear me instead to get them to just leave me alone and ignore me instead of being assholes.
I'm sure a female with my traits would be absolute waifu material though, and she would have absolutely no problem socially since you can't lose as a female.