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ShowerTaker

ShowerTaker

Just take a shower bro.
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Ask me anything.
 
Where do you live, what’s your name, and what do you look like?
 
How long do you take to shower?
 
How am I not supposed to go insane, knowing that landwhales are writing articles titled "I'm Fat And I Have Sex With Hot Strangers"? I can't do it, there is no cope on this planet to make it seem logical that a fat landwhale can have her pick when it comes to sex - yet I haven't even kissed a foid yet. I am done with this horrible Jew/nigger clownworld.

The bed was thumping the wall, because a landwhale was on it.​

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How am I not supposed to go insane, knowing that landwhales are writing articles titled "I'm Fat And I Have Sex With Hot Strangers"? I can't do it, there is no cope on this planet to make it seem logical that a fat landwhale can have her pick when it comes to sex - yet I haven't even kissed a foid yet. I am done with this horrible Jew/nigger clownworld.

The bed was thumping the wall, because a landwhale was on it.​

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Not even myself can cope with that. This world is upside down. The only possible recommendation I have for you is to slow down a bit and ignore this content for a while. Blackpill is important, yet it can mess us up sometimes, you know.
 
Not even myself can cope with that. This world is upside down. The only possible recommendation I have for you is to slow down a bit and ignore this content for a while. Blackpill is important, yet it can mess us up sometimes, you know.
I'm 29, and I am rotting alone - while fat foids that look like tranny Reddit mods are fucking like crazy. :cryfeels::feelsbadman::feelsrope:
 
Whens the last time
 
Have you ever defecated in your boxer-briefs?
 
Do you have any plans for surgerymaxx?
 
[UWSL]No, but I'm currently working on my acne, hairstyle, and jaw. I also intend to lose fat so my facial bones are more visible.[/UWSL]
Nice, you should be 10-15% BF ideally. I have to get surgery for my icepick scars near my nose :lasereyes:
 
Nice, you should be 10-15% BF ideally. I have to get surgery for my icepick scars near my nose :lasereyes:
Man, I'm not sure if I can reach 10% or even 15%. Such outcome would require hitting the gym and following a strict diet, but I'm not a disciplined person, unfortunately.

Good luck with your surgeries anywhow. Hope you can ascend someday.
 
Man, I'm not sure if I can reach 10% or even 15%. Such outcome would require hitting the gym and following a strict diet, but I'm not a disciplined person, unfortunately.
You can if you cut down to 1700 calories a day and stay away from sugar.
Good luck with your surgeries anywhow. Hope you can ascend someday.
I can give you a 90% guarantee I’ll ascend after I surgerymaxx to a 6/10, it’s my biggest goal in life.
 
what is your credit card number?
 
How's your girlfriend doing? Is she good?
 
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Not many Asians where I live. Girls from any race rejects me, why would Asians be different?
There are millions of white men who would be incel if noodlewhores didn’t exist. There are noodles who are desperate for any white cockru.
 
When do you think you'll be banned?
 
Credit card number. And digits on the back
 
Why is your name shower taker if you shower once a week? It's not often, but it's not rare enough for it to have ironic value
 
Why is your name shower taker if you shower once a week? It's not often, but it's not rare enough for it to have ironic value
I hate explaining jokes, but PUA coaches and redpillers insist it's a matter of hygiene and that men should take showers more often if they want to look handsome to women, as if height, face, and race didn't matter. Of course they're lying. They just want to grab their cash and fuck off.

"Just take a shower bro, just lift weights bro, just be confident bro." That's all bullshit.
 
Do You have a Job? Or are You in school?
 
Do You have a Job? Or are You in school?
I used to work 9 to 5 some months ago until I was fired during the Covid-19 pandemic. Now I receive unemployment benefits from the government and make some deliveries with my father when I can. I graduated from High School one year and a half ago.
 

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