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Here I am sitting in my garage next to my beamer and limited 911. My HQNP blonde side bitch is giving me head, I might bust in her whore mouth. But that's okay cuz she likes to swallow. I got everything I could possibly want from life. Im 6'5" and make channing tatum look like my bottom bitch, like in the movie This is the End. My cock wont even go all the way down her throat without her throwing up all over my imported italian marble tiles. I got enough money to buy my own private island, but I choose not to because I wouldn't be able to flex on all the subhumans that work for me. Chances are that some of you living in the West are paying me rent or your whore mother's are. And no I dont accept sex as payment, I charge your mother another month for that privilege. Every morning I wake up with a different bitch grabbing my low hanging balls (they almost touch my kneecaps) and sucking my cock. I then order some gourmet french breakfast flown right from Paris and I eat that while some instagram model eats the dingleberries off my ass. Fuck a bidet I got bitches licking my ass clean. I don't even wanna get into my facial aesthetics as there aren't enough words that can summarize the harmony and bones that form God's greatest creation aka my face. Feelsgoodman 
