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Leaguecell

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She is in the shower.
This will be my first sexual experience.
Any last minute advices before the showtime?
 
JFL at logging onto incels a few minutes before getting a hooker and asking for advice.

This is like the last place on the internet to go to for sex tips.
 
Leaguecell said:
She is in the shower.
This will be my first sexual experience.
Any last minute advices before the showtime?

don't blow it too quick  :p


itsOVER said:
JFL at logging onto incels a few minutes before getting a hooker and asking for advice.

This is like the last place on the internet to go to for sex tips.

Exactly!
 
hjklol said:
Did you enjoy it?

sex not so much...
blowjob was nice...
but those faces she made during the whole thing.............. just terrible


itsOVER said:
JFL at logging onto incels a few minutes before getting a hooker and asking for advice.
This is like the last place on the internet to go to for sex tips.
I didnt go for sex tips, i went for escortceling tips.
 
Leaguecell said:
but those faces she made during the whole thing.............. just terrible

It's over.
 
Damn, escortcelling. I am not bold enough to do it. :'(
 
Zielony4 said:
Damn, escortcelling. I am not bold enough to do it. :'(
you should grow a pair and just go for it, its probably your only chance for (fake) intimacy, just like in my case
 
Leaguecell said:
27 yo, why?

Was just curious because it seems like older virgins never enjoy sex. It's like if you don't have sex as a teenager it just isn't exciting anymore. We missed out on pure euphoria.
 
imbored21 said:
Leaguecell said:
27 yo, why?
Was just curious because it seems like older virgins never enjoy sex. It's like if you don't have sex as a teenager it just isn't exciting anymore. We missed out on pure euphoria.
ye, I know what you mean....
 
Why was the sex bad? How did the blowjob feel?
 
imbored21 said:
Was just curious because it seems like older virgins never enjoy sex. It's like if you don't have sex as a teenager it just isn't exciting anymore. We missed out on pure euphoria.

Its more about being desired. If she actually wanted to fuck him, then it might have been different.
 
Facade said:
Why was the sex bad? How did the blowjob feel?
I dont know how to answer this as I have nothing to compare it to. Maybe it was just because of the fucking rubber and faces she was making...
blowjob felt great, Im probably doing that again, BJ only, no sex....


truecel23 said:
imbored21 said:
Was just curious because it seems like older virgins never enjoy sex. It's like if you don't have sex as a teenager it just isn't exciting anymore. We missed out on pure euphoria.
Its more about being desired. If she actually wanted to fuck him, then it might have been different.
this
 
I can never get my dick up and even though it doesn’t get up I blow it in seconds. Absurdly poor performance xD
 

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