I'll probably go blind when I'm middle-aged

[willystroker]

I went to the vision center to get my prescription renewed, where the aryan gigachad optometrist examined my eye pressure and determined that I have very high levels even though I'm only 25. Apparently only old people who have glaucoma have such levels. He couldn't tell if I have glaucoma but scheduled for me to come back in 6 months to check.

Judging by my luck in life so far, I probably have it, meaning I'll go blind in 10-15 years. I'll surely have other health problems by then so fuck it. I'm going to quit LDARing and start checking off my bucket list. First I'll get hair transplant and rhinoplasty so I'm less subhuman. I'll practice my Japanese and French more instead of wageslaving a lot, so I can travel to Japan and France. If I can't get a GF there I'll just buy top-tier hookers, and do all kinds of crazy stuff.

Then I'll practice with my bow and arrow in Minecraft, and before my blindness progresses too much, I'll take out as many server admins as I can before they slay me.

 

[Waco]

I'll get melanoma when I'm middle aged

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

not seeing stacies for the rest of your life deal

 

[MiSKiRaT]

not seeing stacies for the rest of your life deal

JUST CHOP YOUR EYES OFF THEORY

 

[Mr Bubbless]

I used to have to wear glasses as a child for reading and now I’m starting to go blind again. I can’t read text that’s more than a metre away from me, even when it’s written on the wall. Everything I see is blurry and it’s hard to make out fine details. I’m also starting to get double vision. I’m certain the reason my vision has gotten exponentially worse in the past few years is because I’ve been locked in my pitch black dark bedroom since the start of COVID lockdown. Sunlight hurts my eyes so I usually wear sunglasses.

 

[willystroker]

I'll get melanoma when I'm middle aged

I'll probably get that too. And lots of other stuff, it's proven that being lonely all one's life is literally worse for one's health than being a heavy smoker or obese. We should all be trying to live life while we can, in spite of our poor lot.

 

[Mecoja]

That sucks , all the best copes are visual.

 

[Sexless incel]

Willystroker

 

[willystroker]

I used to have to wear glasses as a child for reading and now I’m starting to go blind again. I can’t read text that’s more than a metre away from me, even when it’s written on the wall. Everything I see is blurry and it’s hard to make out fine details. I’m also starting to get double vision. I’m certain the reason my vision has gotten exponentially worse in the past few years is because I’ve been locked in my pitch black dark bedroom since the start of COVID lockdown. Sunlight hurts my eyes so I usually wear sunglasses.

I have been severely near-sighted since I was like 12. Actually I think most kids are now because they are staring at screens since they are fucking toddlers.

 

[Justdone]

To lose eye pressure ya have no choice to but to change your diet completely or else

 

[Patches]

Shit like this is honestly fucking unfair fucking can't even cope in peace have to get fucked over by some illness it fucking sucks

 

[willystroker]

To lose eye pressure ya have no choice to but to change your diet completely or else

I already avoid goyslop at all costs, I only eat organic whole foods that I cook at home. I was planning to even grow most of my food but now it doesn't matter.

 

[Mr Bubbless]

I have been severely near-sighted since I was like 12. Actually I think most kids are now because they are staring at screens since they are fucking toddlers.

I wasn’t an Ipad toddler so I can’t speak from that but I can’t imagine how fucked generation alpha will be with their eyesight. Imagine spending your entire childhood with a GoyTablet™ 6 inches from your eyeballs directly blasting baby hypno visual zogchow into your brain.

 

[willystroker]

Shit like this is honestly fucking unfair fucking can't even cope in peace have to get fucked over by some illness it fucking sucks

This is life, it's all a roll of the dice. Some were meant to prosper, others to suffer.

 

[Waco]

I'll probably get that too. And lots of other stuff, it's proven that being lonely all one's life is literally worse for one's health than being a heavy smoker or obese. We should all be trying to live life while we can, in spite of our poor lot.

Yeah, I got a higher chance of getting melanoma from my mom's genes

 

[willystroker]

Yeah, I got a higher chance of getting melanoma from my mom's genes

Shitskins should check their privilege, they can go in the sun without worrying about cancer.

 

[wereq]

I went to the vision center to get my prescription renewed, where the aryan gigachad optometrist examined my eye pressure and determined that I have very high levels even though I'm only 25. Apparently only old people who have glaucoma have such levels. He couldn't tell if I have glaucoma but scheduled for me to come back in 6 months to check.

Optometrist told me the same thing and so far its been ok. When she first told me, I freaked out and got my eyes checked numerous times, and they all said that I don't have glaucoma. Since then, my eyes have remained ok thankfully, but who knows? Given how subhuman and disease-ridden by body already is at 30, things will no doubt hit south sooner than later. I hope I'm wrong on that.

 

[Genetic Error]

Then I'll practice with my bow and arrow in Minecraft, and before my blindness progresses too much, I'll take out as many server admins as I can before they slay me.

 

[wereq]

Shitskins should check their privilege, they can go in the sun without worrying about cancer.

LOL

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I can’t read text that’s more than a metre away from me, even when it’s written on the wall. Everything I see is blurry and it’s hard to make out fine details. I’m also starting to get double vision.

My eyesight is about just as bad.

Judging by my luck in life so far, I probably have it, meaning I'll go blind in 10-15 years. I'll surely have other health problems by then so fuck it. I'm going to quit LDARing and start checking off my bucket list. First I'll get hair transplant and rhinoplasty so I'm less subhuman. I'll practice my Japanese and French more instead of wageslaving a lot, so I can travel to Japan and France. If I can't get a GF there I'll just buy top-tier hookers, and do all kinds of crazy stuff.

Then I'll practice with my bow and arrow in Minecraft, and before my blindness progresses too much, I'll take out as many server admins as I can before they slay me.

Must be a hard call to decide to enter the homestretch. Godspeed brocel.

 

[willystroker]

Optometrist told me the same thing and so far its been ok. When she first told me, I freaked out and got my eyes checked numerous times, and they all said that I don't have glaucoma. Since then, my eyes have remained ok thankfully, but who knows? Given how subhuman and disease-ridden by body already is at 30, things will no doubt hit south sooner than later. I hope I'm wrong on that.

Maybe it won't happen then. But I'll believe it will because I'm sick of this boring life, and believing my death is on the way is the only way to motivate me.

 

[Mr Bubbless]

My eyesight is about just as bad.

It fucking sucks man, I just want to be able to read shit that’s infront of me without squinting my eyes like an old Asian man.

 

[willystroker]

It fucking sucks man, I just want to be able to read shit that’s infront of me without squinting my eyes like an old Asian man.

You can get Lasik/PRK. Just research it as some people get side-effects apparently.

 

[Mr Bubbless]

You can get Lasik/PRK. Just research it as some people get side-effects apparently.

I don’t want lasers anywhere near my eyes, just the thought of it makes me queasy. Surgery in general terrifies me, especially after I got my armpit cut open

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I don’t want lasers anywhere near my eyes, just the thought of it makes me queasy. Surgery in general terrifies me, especially after I got my armpit cut open

Same, and I never even had my armpit cut open

 

[Mr Bubbless]

Same, and I never even had my armpit cut open

It was horrible, they had to cut it open because my lymph nodes were infected because of a cyst that had built up next to them (3 cysts in my armpit)

 

[Ahnfeltia]

It was horrible, they had to cut it open because my lymph nodes were infected because of a cyst that had built up next to them (3 cysts in my armpit)

That sounds horrible alright. Didn't they do good job removing them? (since you said surgery terrifies you)

 

[Mr Bubbless]

That sounds horrible alright. Didn't they do good job removing them? (since you said surgery terrifies you)

I mean it worked, but I think my doctor had too much fun removing them so I don’t know how much I trust him.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I mean it worked, but I think my doctor had too much fun removing them so I don’t know how much I trust him.

Okay... at least someone had fun during the operation I guess. I'm glad I've never had to get surgery.

 

[Mr Bubbless]

Okay... at least someone had fun during the operation I guess. I'm glad I've never had to get surgery.

I know I would’ve had fun doing the surgery. Honestly cutting people open for a living sounds like a fun job. Too bad I’m too retarded to study to become a surgeon

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I know I would’ve had fun doing the surgery. Honestly cutting people open for a living sounds like a fun job. Too bad I’m too retarded to study to become a surgeon

Funnily enough, I'm exactly the opposite. Being a surgeon is one of last jobs I'd go for due to my queasy nature, but I probably have the requisite intelligence.

 

[Mr Bubbless]

Funnily enough, I'm exactly the opposite. Being a surgeon is one of last jobs I'd go for due to my queasy nature, but I probably have the requisite intelligence.

I should studymaxx but I’m too lazy and depressed at the moment, maybe I’ll regain motivation for my education next year.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I should studymaxx but I’m too lazy and depressed at the moment, maybe I’ll regain motivation for my education next year.

If only motivation grew on trees. What are you studying if I may ask?

 

[Mr Bubbless]

If only motivation grew on trees. What are you studying if I may ask?

Nothing at the moment but my mother is pressuring my into pursuing University.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Nothing at the moment but my mother is pressuring my into pursuing University.

Any directions that strike your fancy or does everything seem equally like a chore?

 

[Mr Bubbless]

Any directions that strike your fancy or does everything seem equally like a chore?

Nothing interests me at the moment. I guess the degree I’d hate the least would be business. If I do end up going to university I at least want a degree that will actually help me in the future with a career. I’m not going to waste my time on some gender studies bullshit or liberal arts degree.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I’m not going to waste my time on some gender studies bullshit or liberal arts degree.

What self-respecting incel would go and study gender studies? at the thought

 

[Emba]

See you Tomorrow

 

[hondas2000cel]

I’m rooting for you man, do what makes you happy

 

[Transcended Trucel]

brutal, make sure to have a shotgun ready for that day when it comes.