LifeFuel I'l join the fucking army

[First loss]

After I graduate highschool, me and my cousin are joining the army. I know this is going to be hard for a manlet like me but it pays and I have a place to live as long as I serve. In my country's army, one term lasts 6 months but as far as I know you can stay as long as you want and advance in there.

Standards for entering are laughable and they get lowered every single time because my country is low on soldiers and has like 12000 active ones so I shouldn't have problems entering.

It seems like a stupid idea but i'll have free accomodation, food and even some salary so i can save up and kickstart my life once I get out.

What do you lads think about this? I'm pretty much set about it and I'll start prepairing myself. There are two tests to enter. Physical and theoretical which consists of laughably easy 300 questions.

I really hope it goes well.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

 

[First loss]

Try doing a hundred pushups a day.

I can do it in like five minutes.

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Idgaf i want some shekels.

 

[Deleted member 11032]

I can do it in like five minutes.


Idgaf i want some shekels.

What country?

 

[First loss]

What country?

Rather not say tbh. It's a small country.

 

[Justdone]

I can do it in like five minutes.

You need to master it for the army.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Rather not say tbh. It's a small country.

Well if it's part of the EU or NATO, then my image applies tbh.

 

[Mixedcel]

Godspeed, my friend. The army will make a man out of you.

 

[Deleted member 11032]

Rather not say tbh. It's a small country.

Fag.

 

[Ellsworth]

As long as it’s a country that never goes to war. It would make you a cuck to go die for Stacy, Chad and single mothers.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Based, you also will be trained to use large guns like assault rifles and rocket launchers.

 

[gigacel123]

I can do it in like five minutes.


Idgaf i want some shekels.

Bragging underaged fakecel. Fuck off.

 

[First loss]

You need to master it for the army.

Just tried it. 4 mins and 34 seconds but i'm tired a.f

As long as it’s a country that never goes to war. It would make you a cuck to go die for Stacy, Chad and single mothers.

I don't think it will. Even if it does, idgaf it's fucking alpha to die in battle.

Based, you also will be trained to use large guns like assault rifles and rocket launchers.

Yeah. I want to learn how to shoot tbh.

Bragging underaged fakecel. Fuck off.

How is that bragging you fucking idiot? Seriously go and fucking empty a glock in your mouth ain't nobody's fault you are weak as fuck.

Godspeed, my friend. The army will make a man out of you.

I sincerely hope so.

 

[ChronicPaincel]

(((join the army)))

 

[StaroRavager]

You’d better hope you’re not bumming with a bunch of fucking idiots. I’d probably strangle someone after a week if I joined

 

[ihaveno1]

https://incels.is/threads/what-would-it-take-you-to-join-the-military.129654/#post-2680955

 

[First loss]

Army can be like prison. You can easily get bullied by big men.

If I was you I would only join after college so you can be an officer.

I'm not afraid of some fucking lanklets. Also I think it don't work that way in here.

 

[Deleted member 6018]

The military can be very hard on you mentally
They’ll do everything to try to break you in bt

 

[misanthropekun]

The military can be very hard on you mentally
They’ll do everything to try to break you in bt

(((join the army)))

 

[mexicel]

Don't hide any jelly donuts from the mess hall

 

[HumanTrash]

Don't hide any jelly donuts from the mess hall

Or you might just have to eat them in front of everyone