Blackpill If youre not touchmaxxing in 2018

[NEETAndTidy]

Touchmaxxing
Basically touchmaxxing entitles friendly touching to the MAX got a foid friend? Get ALL the handshakes and "friend" hugs

Got a foid cousin? Get ALL the hugs (tits to chest)

God a foid boss? Get a good handshake and FEEL that skin

It's all about maximum skin touching tbh

It's all we will ever get tbh.

Just maximize touch. It's all we will EVER get


Jfl if your arent touchmaxxing in 2018 tbh
@FiveFourManlet gave me the idea
@Arentheal

 

[Konon]

My foid cousin hates me and avoids me.
Coworkers would think I'm creepy.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

My foid cousin hates me and avoids me.
Coworkers would think I'm creepy.

Cope tbh

 

[FiveFourManlet]

cope

 

[Zaetheus]

This would never work, unless your not that ugly or just a mentalcel .

 

[NEETAndTidy]

cope

You presented the idea faggot

This would never work, unless your not that ugly or just a mentalcel .

Tbh just retard max and hug girls closely

 

[Newbite]

Sounds like fakecel shit

 

[MaxZM98]

need social skills for that

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Sounds like fakecel shit

niggher

 

[engineerescortceler]

i touchmaxx my penis into escorts vagina (condom ofc)
does that count

 

[StaroRavager]

You presented the idea faggot

I was more of a gropemaxxer myself

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I was more of a gropemaxxer myself

Just grope theory tbh

 

[Modus Coperandi]

just steal panties bro

 

[StaroRavager]

Just grope theory tbh

I almost got expelled for that shit

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I almost got expelled for that shit

Pussy

 

[Anger]

I don´t know any female cousins

 

[Deleted member 6101]

Readint the OP made me irrationally sad for some reason.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I don´t know any female cousins

Readint the OP made me irrationally sad for some reason.

Elab?

 

[LokiNegus]

My cousins are fat and lack teeth tho

 

[NEETAndTidy]

My cousins are fat and lack teeth tho

Doesnt matter m8

 

[StaroRavager]

Pussy

What’s the most low inhib thing you’ve ever done

 

[Deleted member 6101]

Elab?

We're so depraved it actually sounds like a realistic tactic.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

What?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

What’s the most low inhib thing you’ve ever done

Almost got into a street fight today said to a guy "shut up faggot" while jaywalking after he yelled at me

What?

Cope

 

[StaroRavager]

Almost got into a street fight today said to a guy "shut up faggot" while jaywalking after he yelled at me

Pics or it didn’t happen

 

[Not_Important]

Sounds like a good way to get #metoo'd

 

[PopeOfGuthix]

I love it when I go to weddings that they have to invite me to by dint of being family and then everybody goes through the line to hug the bride/groom and shake the groom's hand. The bride is almost always wearing a sleeveless gown with an exposed upper back and so I get a pretty good hug. They also have a tradition to pay $1 to dance 1-on-1 with the bride for about 30 seconds to say congratulations and make smalltalk and if they have that I do that too, which is even better. Since adolescence these events have occurred anywhere from 0 to 2 times per year, but it's the most touch from a foid that I ever get.

 

[Newbie17]

tfw your biggest touchmaxxing achievement when it comes to intimate areas is your dick jfl

 

[DyingInside]

My foid cousin hates me and avoids me

same, not even my foid cousins want to be around me

 

[LDARBuddah]

Aka oxytocinmaxxin. We need that as incels


Srs

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Practical advice. OP has a high IQ.

 

[Deleted member 60]

take public transport late at night and sit next to a foid.

 

[Berserker123]

Foids will see that as creepy.

 

[Limerencel]

cope

You presented the idea faggot

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

bump. more incels need to do this, great advice by our boyo.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

bump. more incels need to do this, great advice by our boyo.

Thanks, no one cares.

 

[Insomniac]

There’s one problem with this though.

#MeToo

 

[Sensoryprocessingcel]

Worst advice ever

 

[Hunter]

this is retarded cuck foid worship. if you really want intimacy so badly just escortcel ffs.

 

[Blackpilled_Normie]

this is retarded cuck foid worship. if you really want intimacy so badly just escortcel ffs.

> intimacy

> escorts


choose one

 

[quinn24]

I've slapped my cousin's ass as a "joke"

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

I've slapped my cousin's ass as a "joke"

did she like it?

 

[anon]

In my country kissing once on each cheek is how we greet each other, even non-family. I have some hot cousins, unfortunately you also have to kiss men.

 

[SubhumanMonster]

In my country kissing once on each cheek is how we greet each other, even non-family. I have some hot cousins, unfortunately you also have to kiss men.

Thats some gay shit

 

[anon]

Thats some gay shit

There has to be a balance I guess. You don't just get away with kissing and hugging your hot cousins. Overall it's shit because hugging and kissing your fat old uncle kills any enjoyment you get out of doing the same to your hot cousins.

I still choose to do it because it's the only way I can have physical contact with a female, even if it's not romantic.