Swim often cries on the floor and makes a mess with the razor blades in the bathroom, it's a natural reaction Swim has to the sight of his face. Swim's father knows that Swim is quite fond of truicide and called the hotline on him and had some roasties sent to his house to "check up" on him. Swim easily made them fuck off and carried on LDARing. A few weeks later, Swim's mother complained about Swim crying on the bathroom floor and getting blood all over the bathtub, even though Swim always washes the blood down the drain. Swim's mother threatened to have Swim involuntarily sent to the mental hospital. Swim thought that this would be a very good opportunity to show his mother why that's not a good idea. Swim entered his mother's room with a razor blade and laughed while slashing his wrist and explained that he can do whatever he wants because Swim's mother is disabled and depends on Swim to prepare food and maintain the home while she rots in bed.
After a particularly impressive slash, Swim sucked a mouthful of blood out of the wound and spit it onto his mother's TV screen during Wheel of Fortune, Swim's mother's favorite show... completely obscuring Pat Sajak's face. Then Swim explained to his mother that in order to have someone involuntarily sent to the mental hospital, the police are required to apprehend him and take him there. Swim explained that he would simply create a lethal situation if the police ever came to force him to go to the mental hospital and that by trying to have Swim sent to the mental hospital, she would simply be forcing Swim to commit truicide that very day as opposed to whenever Swim wants to.
Now Swim's parents know not to attempt to get mental health clowns involved in Swim's life or attempt to have him kidnapped and sent to a mental health torture facility against his will because Swim can easily turn it into an officer involved murder-suicide. If anyone with a badge ever shows up to Swim's door, Swim will know that it's time to die and try to have as much fun as he can in the process. The moral of the story is that if your family wants to send you to the mental hospital, it's easy to convince them why that's a dumb idea.
After a particularly impressive slash, Swim sucked a mouthful of blood out of the wound and spit it onto his mother's TV screen during Wheel of Fortune, Swim's mother's favorite show... completely obscuring Pat Sajak's face. Then Swim explained to his mother that in order to have someone involuntarily sent to the mental hospital, the police are required to apprehend him and take him there. Swim explained that he would simply create a lethal situation if the police ever came to force him to go to the mental hospital and that by trying to have Swim sent to the mental hospital, she would simply be forcing Swim to commit truicide that very day as opposed to whenever Swim wants to.
Now Swim's parents know not to attempt to get mental health clowns involved in Swim's life or attempt to have him kidnapped and sent to a mental health torture facility against his will because Swim can easily turn it into an officer involved murder-suicide. If anyone with a badge ever shows up to Swim's door, Swim will know that it's time to die and try to have as much fun as he can in the process. The moral of the story is that if your family wants to send you to the mental hospital, it's easy to convince them why that's a dumb idea.
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