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If You Were In This Situation, How Would You Handle It?

Romello Gaghan 2

Romello Gaghan 2

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Would you try to play it cool like Steve Carell did at first? Would you own up to it? Walk away in shame? Important to think about, a situation like this can happen IRL pretty easily (granted you socialize enough).

 
virgin = 0 status pushover

ER
 
Lie better or fuck a prostitute so you only have to half lie. Seriously if you're a virgin pay for it now just get it done one time.
 
Escortceling can prevent it.
 
I'd tell them my username on incels.is and encourage them to sign up.
Escortceling can prevent it.
Holy shit? A Freemason, you should start an incels only lodge...
 
Escortceling can prevent it.
Obviously. I'm speaking to those who have not yet and are not planning to (a decent number I think, idk).
 
would never get in that position to begin with because i dont plan on living that long
 
i dont converse with normie peasants only incels or political fascists
 
Lie better. But to be honest real people don't nail you down like that. A subhuman is never the center of attention where everyone is dying to know what he has to say. This is such a movie situation.

Also Judd Apatow is a fucking cuck. And the movie is funny, ok. But of course the virgin is normal-looking, socially awkward, has nerdy hobbies and has a good personality. And in the end he ends up with a single mother kek. Normies will think "See I always said there's a lid for every pot. And the people who end up alone probably deserve it for their misogyny." and all is good in blue-pilled Hollywood.
I'm waiting for the day when they make a movie about a male virgin where he's just a normal guy and in the end he ropes. But no, instead they make empowering agenda films about overweight or ethnic females telling them to accept themselves and stuff. And the masses eat that shit up because they worship all kinds of pussy.
 
I would just ghost them and move out.
 
If 3 other people let you hang out, you probably aren't as incel as you think you are. Most incels can't make friends either.
 
If 3 other people let you hang out, you probably aren't as incel as you think you are. Most incels can't make friends either.
I'm not so sure about that. You'd have to be a real prick to deny another male friendship based on their looks. The problem is many incels are not nt or autistic so it's basically our fault if we don't have at least a single friend.

But what your saying is not entirely without basis. All in all, I get it.
 
What a shame that scene, but I lived similar situations , the normies let you talk and then you sink , you have to be serious and with quickly responses , don't try to make much details.
 
Just fraud bro.
Its not like they can tell.
 
I would rather rope probablhy
 
I’d hope to never end up in that position.
 

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