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Discussion If you were god for a day, what would you do

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If god gave you his powers [Bruce almighty] what would you do
 
Kill Jewish God and then smite all jews

Moloch jews god
 
Destroy earth.
 
Kill all shitty foids and keep the good ones (Gotta spare my Aunt)
 
ctrl+d(only in video game)
 
Create my ideal reality.
 
Turn every Chad into a below-average guy (4/10 or lower).
Turn every below-average guy (4/10 or lower) into a Chad.
Turn every OnlyFans model, Stacy, and IT member into a below-average guy (4/10).

For one year, so they can understand our suffering. But any incel who has become a Chad will stay a Chad forever.
 
I would make every brocel's waifu become real so they can ascend with her :feelscomfy:
 
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Turn every Chad into a below-average guy (4/10 or lower).
Turn every below-average guy (4/10 or lower) into a Chad.
Turn every OnlyFans model, Stacy, and IT member into a below-average guy (4/10).

For one year, so they can understand our suffering. But any incel who has become a Chad will stay a Chad forever.
This.
And I would also make age of consent 12 globally
 
1-nuke-rape the middle east, eastern europe, india, japan, canada, australia, france and turkey, also nuke-rape people who base their lives around politics or those politics copers (shitlibs and cuckservatives) like LA, NY or US south, just snap them out of existence.

2-wipe out all chads from the human population and only keep sub5 males and below.

3-make it impossible to give birth to a male who will grow to be a chad even if the woman is a stacy, so that even stacies of foids will be forced to fuck inkwellers :feelsohh::feelsthink:
 
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If god gave you his powers [Bruce almighty] what would you do
fill my bank account with 100 billion. Make a harem of barely legal Stacies fall in love with me. Grant myself youth for eternity
 
Gonna sound like a normie for this but:

Grant myself excellent health and energy. Clearly see my life's purpose or best path forward. Instantly organize my room. Spawn myself a bunch of raw precious gems and metals for financial security.

Instantly repair my car so it looks and runs like it's brand new.

Might give myself inner peace or temporarily remove stress for a bit of clarity. Maybe even instantly master some essential skills.

Give myself a magic monocular that makes quartz crystals glow a really bright colorful aura when seen through them. I'd spawn in a suitcase of them in case I lose one. That will make crystal hunting even more fun imo(my favorite cope). The aura is bright so I can see it in daylight too.
 
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If god gave you his powers [Bruce almighty] what would you do
Knowledge, all knowledge. Then publish every single foids body count in giant internet database. Basically dox every single foids entire existence, every thought shes ever had everything online. Literally every jot and tittle. This shit would destroy the fucking planet, I swear. If I wanted to be mean, I would do the same for men. This would highlight the insane foid-worship of the average men. Nobody would be able to see men as the aggressor and women as the victim anymore lmao.

Besides this, I would get knowledge on every conspiracy theory ever, I just want to know everything ever, what comes after death, everything. That's all. I dont even care that much about pussy or my looks or health issues. I just want knowledge.​
 
Gonna sound like a normie for this but:

Grant myself excellent health and energy. Clearly see my life's purpose or best path forward. Instantly organize my room. Spawn myself a bunch of raw precious gems and metals for financial security.

Instantly repair my car so it looks and runs like it's brand new.

Might give myself inner peace or temporarily remove stress for a bit of clarity. Maybe even instantly master some essential skills.

Give myself a magic monocular that makes quartz crystals glow a really bright colorful aura when seen through them. I'd spawn in a suitcase of them in case I lose one. That will make crystal hunting even more fun imo(my favorite cope). The aura is bright so I can see it in daylight too.
Actually never mind that’s gay id delete the moon
 
Create a world where everybody looks exactly the same. No incels, no chads, ect.
 
I would give myself superpowers

Specially mind-control. I would make every foid want to ascend with me for no reason
 
destroy all life in the universe and then kill myself
 
Make all humans have infinite sex.
 
I would make all my brocels happy and give them whatever they want!
 
Give myself 50000000000000000000000000 pounds and also make myself a Uber chad who has best health ever
 
Send everybody I hate to hell and create a secluded paradise for myself.
 
transfer 5 billion dollers into my bank account and neet for the rest of my life
 

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