RIP fellow C-sectioncels.
It's Over If you were delivered by C-section, you will die without ever having touched a vagina.
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Legit, I'm a womb-to-tomb-cel. Thanks for the well wishes, tbh.
My birth, the only time I touched a vagina with my two ears.
Birth canal-mogs me.
My case
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Fuck you, mogger.
i am a c-section nigger
Fuck you, mogger.
Did I mentionned that the first thing I saw was my mom's asshole defecating on my face ?
you got me on that
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Brutal I'm a c-sectioncel
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No, but still mogs me.Did I mentionned that the first thing I saw was my mom's asshole defecating on my face ?
you got me on that
Hi.Brutal I'm a c-sectioncel
I am one of the few C-sectiontruecels that exist
Just become a gynecologist pill
TFW you OBGYNmaxxx and are forced to wear gloves. No skin-on-skin contact for you, inkwell.
FUCK THEY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING...
Ok ok, new plan. Have your hands surgically augmented with an antiseptic glaze. No bacteria. Have the performing surgeon give you a certificate that states you can perform medical procedures with no gloves. Hang it on the wall in your office.
Now touch all the cunny you want
Not a c-sectioncel
There's also a small chance your mother had an orgasm during your birth.
Oh baby! How I had an orgasm while giving birth
A small percentage of women experience pleasure during labour, but apparently with knowledge anyone can experience an orgasmic birth.
www.bountyparents.com.au
Ban for bragging. Vaginatouchers OUT.
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I came out backwards not breathing my genetics are so shit I wasn't even meant to compete
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