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Here's what I'd do:

Hitlers Story
Would tell his story as it actually was and not the bullshit we're fed. It would take a lot of inspiration from Mein Kampf ofc, and then would also cover on various aspects of his life- It would probably work best as a miniseries.

Madrigal
Based on the international conglomerate Madrigal Elektromotoren or Madrigal Electromotive from Breaking Bad/BCS. I always felt they missed out on a good opportunity to expand the story of BB/BCS and place the sheer cataclysmic nature of it in perspective. I always had a head cannon that madrigal is quite deep in organized crime, with many of the restaurants they own(you see this in an episode) being sort of fronts for ill-gotten gains. It could focus on the illegal side of it, how deep it all goes, and also what happens when the more normal employees get dragged into it. It could partly tie into BB/BCS, as well as tell us a bit more about Gus, Lydia, and Peter and what happened in Chile. Would be good as a standard TV-show imo, it could ofc be a crime show but have some political thriller elements to it & ofc some standard office drama.

War of the Worlds
Yes I know, there's a 2005 one which is actually quite well done, but I'd love to see one which is actually set in the time period of it(late 19th century Britain) since that adds a very unique element to it which hasn't really been done in Sci-Fi. A big part of the book is sort of the fact that unlike in the movie -where they're invincible to the end- the book offers some glimmers of hope, but then shoots it down & makes everyone feel doomed: For example, one famous scene is when some Ironclad Warship manages to take down a Martian Tripod with its cannons, giving everyone a glimmer of hope, until the other Martians burn it down with heat-rays. Pretty blackpilled tbh. :blackpill::feelscomfy:

Shows/Movies Based on Greek, Roman, Celtic, etc. Legends
Would feature the usual Odyssey, Iliad, Beowulf, etc. stuff with also lesser-known Celtic stuff such as Cú Cuhlain

Ofc, these have been done but are done poorly & wokewashed. They aren't given the respect & praise they deserve. :feelsugh:

Agartha/Hyperborea
A movie sort of explaining & expanding on the mythology of these, the connection to Europeans, etc.

Elliot Rodger Movie/Miniseries
Would cover his life, him becoming blackpilled, and would ofc be heavily based on my twisted world.

Show Based on Stuff I've Been In Online
Can cover various stories or things which I witnessed or experienced in various communities. Gaming, Political/RW/WN stuff, and ofc Incel/Blackpill stuff. I kinda want to have some serious tones in it but also want it to be quite humorous in a way, and ofc it would be funny to enact out some "joke" scenarios we've had here in it. Such as for example, imaging .is in a South Park kinda scenario/situation.

TL-191 Miniseries
Would be based on the TL-191 or "Southern Victory" novels by Turtledove. It would cover how the South wins the war, the global & regional impact it has. It would then cover the Second Mexican War, and how the two Americas get dragged into WWI.
 
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Columbine movie and ER's movie, based and blackpilled style no bs
 
Jeffrey Epstein boss fight movie
 
The Turner Diaries as a movie, Elliot Rodger’s life as an episodic comic kinda like Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, a movie about Jack Hinson, a movie about the Unite The Right protests, and a short film about the Christchurch mosque shooting
 
My first production
Kim Il Sungs Story
Elliot Rodger Mini Series based on his manifesto

A mini series for Guts and blackpowder

basically a zombie apocalypse during the Napoleonic wars. I'd imagine each episode would follow a new character with 6 episodes in total. Each episode would be an hour long. I don't really want it to be lighthearted but quite dark.

A love story between a student and her teacher

Film adaptation of Ernst Jungers Storm of Steel
 
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Adolescence 2 where the characters are based off .is members. @Darth Misogynus would be the MC.
 
Medieval stuff mostly
 
Columbine movie and ER's movie, based and blackpilled style no bs
I'd make an ER movie in one shot, like this adolescence shit or whatever but from ER's POV
 
A proper Napoleon biopic for starters
 
A detailed documentary on how armies really fought in the ancient and mediavel battlefields, focussing on skirmishing javelinmen, archers, melee combat, cavalry charges, how defending and attacking really panned out, how formations were communicating with generals, flags and standards and morale etc. A study of the real combined arms, even though in history most armies relied on one major wing or type of arm the greatest armies were combined arms armies.
 
Hitlers Story
It's no coincidence that formation of Nazi ideology began with the book Vril in 1871, The Theosophical society in 1875(belief in the rise of an Aryan civilization), Parsifal(Wagner) 1882, Nietszche's Übermensch in the 1880s, Ariosophy 1899, Order of the New Templars 1907,

Thule Society 1918.​


It was "occultist" "templars" and jews that created Nazi ideology. And it's provable.


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I would also like to make a movie about the American Civil War that focuses specifically on the brutality and grittiness of the war, which is rarely portrayed well in movies about the ACW. I would want to make it as realistic and authentic as possible and try to convey to the audience what frontline combat in Civil War was really like. It would be to the Civil War what Randall Wallace's We Were Soldiers was to the Vietnam War.

The opening scene of Free State of Jones gives you more or less an idea of how my movie would look like:


View: https://youtu.be/-_k09B8UyfY?si=aNMz01JbfUngNUd2
 
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Here's what I'd do:

Hitlers Story
Would tell his story as it actually was and not the bullshit we're fed. It would take a lot of inspiration from Mein Kampf ofc, and then would also cover on various aspects of his life- It would probably work best as a miniseries.

Madrigal
Based on the international conglomerate Madrigal Elektromotoren or Madrigal Electromotive from Breaking Bad/BCS. I always felt they missed out on a good opportunity to expand the story of BB/BCS and place the sheer cataclysmic nature of it in perspective. I always had a head cannon that madrigal is quite deep in organized crime, with many of the restaurants they own(you see this in an episode) being sort of fronts for ill-gotten gains. It could focus on the illegal side of it, how deep it all goes, and also what happens when the more normal employees get dragged into it. It could partly tie into BB/BCS, as well as tell us a bit more about Gus, Lydia, and Peter and what happened in Chile. Would be good as a standard TV-show imo, it could ofc be a crime show but have some political thriller elements to it & ofc some standard office drama.

War of the Worlds
Yes I know, there's a 2005 one which is actually quite well done, but I'd love to see one which is actually set in the time period of it(late 19th century Britain) since that adds a very unique element to it which hasn't really been done in Sci-Fi. A big part of the book is sort of the fact that unlike in the movie -where they're invincible to the end- the book offers some glimmers of hope, but then shoots it down & makes everyone feel doomed: For example, one famous scene is when some Ironclad Warship manages to take down a Martian Tripod with its cannons, giving everyone a glimmer of hope, until the other Martians burn it down with heat-rays. Pretty blackpilled tbh. :blackpill::feelscomfy:

Shows/Movies Based on Greek, Roman, Celtic, etc. Legends
Would feature the usual Odyssey, Iliad, Beowulf, etc. stuff with also lesser-known Celtic stuff such as Cú Cuhlain

Ofc, these have been done but are done poorly & wokewashed. They aren't given the respect & praise they deserve. :feelsugh:

Agartha/Hyperborea
A movie sort of explaining & expanding on the mythology of these, the connection to Europeans, etc.

Elliot Rodger Movie/Miniseries
Would cover his life, him becoming blackpilled, and would ofc be heavily based on my twisted world.

Show Based on Stuff I've Been In Online
Can cover various stories or things which I witnessed or experienced in various communities. Gaming, Political/RW/WN stuff, and ofc Incel/Blackpill stuff. I kinda want to have some serious tones in it but also want it to be quite humorous in a way, and ofc it would be funny to enact out some "joke" scenarios we've had here in it. Such as for example, imaging .is in a South Park kinda scenario/situation.
"Tears of the Doomed"
is a film about the red terror of 1918-1922, where the main character is a native of a poor peasant family who is forced to work 12 hours every day in a factory and a member of the Bolshevik Party, who sees the atrocities of the Chekists and the Red army, where they rob peasants of bread on pain of murder and becomes disillusioned with communism after then he begins an armed struggle against the Red army and the Chekists, and then in an unequal battle, he is captured, where the whole story turns out to be his interrogation by the Chekist, after which he refuses to consider himself a criminal and denies the charges, then he is sentenced to death for counterrevolution, but before that he manages to pounce on the executioner, although He's dying anyway.
 
I'd adapt Blood Meridian
 
I would also like to make a movie about the American Civil War that focuses specifically on the brutality and grittiness of the war, which is rarely portrayed well in movies about the ACW. I would want to make it as realistic and authentic as possible and try to convey to the audience what frontline combat in Civil War was really like. It would be to the Civil War what Randall Wallace's We Were Soldiers was to the Vietnam War.

The opening scene of Free State of Jones gives you more or less an idea of how my movie would look like:


View: https://youtu.be/-_k09B8UyfY?si=aNMz01JbfUngNUd2

Wars are hell man but fuck it, I guess in the final moments people just wanna either let it all go and die or wanna return unscathed, real pain is perhaps somewhere in the middle.
 
Columbine movie
Literally what Eric and Dylan wanted. For that reason alone Cuckwood will never make a movie dramatizing the Columbine shooting.
 
Literally what Eric and Dylan wanted. For that reason alone Cuckwood will never make a movie dramatizing the Columbine shooting.
Hence why I'm sure we would all want to adapt it. :feelscomfy:

Same kinda goes for ER also in a way, though he never stated it explicitly it's clear he would have loved for something such as that.
 
Literally what Eric and Dylan wanted. For that reason alone Cuckwood will never make a movie dramatizing the Columbine shooting.
imagine watching all the basement tapes and making a movie, would be legendary
 
It’s in the works apparently. Hopefully they won’t fuck it up.
Pretty sure they canned it unless it's new, in which case it'll probably be canned again or have the violence cucked. It would be best adapted as an indie movie instead of a massive production tbh
 
It's no coincidence that formation of Nazi ideology began with the book Vril in 1871, The Theosophical society in 1875(belief in the rise of an Aryan civilization), Parsifal(Wagner) 1882, Nietszche's Übermensch in the 1880s, Ariosophy 1899, Order of the New Templars 1907,

Thule Society 1918.​


It was "occultist" "templars" and jews that created Nazi ideology. And it's provable.


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No it's not, cope harder
 
Literally what Eric and Dylan wanted. For that reason alone Cuckwood will never make a movie dramatizing the Columbine shooting.
I guess they kind of got their wish with Zero Day, though it uses fictional characters that are loosely based on E&D. And ofc it wasn't that popular
 
Pretty sure they canned it unless it's new, in which case it'll probably be canned again or have the violence cucked. It would be best adapted as an indie movie instead of a massive production tbh
It’d work best as miniseries tbh. Trying to condense the whole book into a 3 hour film won’t do it justice.
 
An accurate incel movie
 
joker (2019) / taxi driver type of movies but with the main character looking like a real incel
 
Blood Palms
Basically a TV show revolving around a californian guy who joined the USMC when Japan attacked in Pearl Harbor, he's patriotic but simple minded and afraid of japs, I plan him to never kill anyone in the entire show despite getting into combat. Mid-way through the series he finally shoots at the enemy however the bullet hits a chunk of metal (be it a tank or some vehicle or whatever) it bounces back and hits him in the head, he wakes up in a hospital with brain damage, gets discharged and then ends up working dead end jobs on the street and interacting with criminals and cops (kinda inspired by LA Noire), there's a bunch of flashbacks of his dad abusing him during the Great Depression and him having nightmares of being back at Okinawa and getting hunted by tigers and monsters and shit. I also plan to have a bunch of police characters like a detective and his partner (again like LA Noire but the detective is gonna be a middle aged guy with a moustache instead of Cole Phelps), Zoot Suit riots all that shit
So kinda like Forrest Gump but more brutal and it revolves around the 40s instead of the 60s

Ruler of the East
This one revolves around a russian navy captain based in Vladivostok, this one is gonna be more like a black comedy with a lot of violence. Basically the captain is mentally unstable and he's surrounded by gopniks and churkas (add in a bunch of siberian buryats plus chink journalists sneaking around the naval base). He plans to go rogue and start a nuclear war by launching nukes into Japan from his submarine, he's gonna have a lot of enemies like the Colonel of the naval infantry who's an alcoholic retard that tolerates brutal hazing happening to his conscripts, his navy subordinate officer who's a psychopath that spills hot coffee on sailors as a hazing method. The biggest antagonist would be the fictional president of Russia (dont wanna make Putin as the antagonist since the series would seem aged as time passes), basically the fictional NPC president orders the pacific fleet admiral to get rid of the schizo captain however that would be very damaging since he's one of the few competent commanders present in Vladivostok, so the admiral makes a lil investigative operation to get rid of the captain however that proves difficult since the schizo is aware and the investigators keep getting killed mysteriously (so yea the churkas and siberians from the naval infantry are gonna be the ones killing these niggas). Maybe I'll add a bunch of shit related to indians and chinks since the russian navy always sends warships to visit those countries. I plan to end the series when the captain finally launches nukes from his submarine into Japan, triggering WW3, also this video would play in the credits to make it seem more cryptic


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_tTmkkUo2s
 
Doomer movies similiar to joker
 
i wanted to do the war of the worlds too but have set in the Soviet Union during the 1970s, also it would be from the martians perspective
 
Downfall remake with an all Black cast.
 
I'd adapt whatever foid coomer "romance" novel is popular now and do it as faithfully as possible but I'd cast someone with incel looks to play the lead male.
 
Here's what I'd do
Well I do have a story idea I've wanted to do for a long time but I'm not sure how well it would translate to a 3 hour movie. Basically it's a late cold war gone hot from the perspective of a west German guy who voluntarily joins the military as the war starts. The first half of the movie plays out similarly to "all quite on the western front" where he slowly realizes that war isn't what he'd thought it would be and he would slowly see all of his comrades die off , one by one, in usually unheroic ways i.e stepping on a mine, getting blown up by artillery, or dying of a easily treatable disease.

The last half of the movie would be after an actual nuclear war kicks off and the MC is left all alone in a cave. He hates himself for not being with his family or girlfriend when they died in the bombing. It would then jump between a few key moments of the rest of his life from there. Going back to his destroyed hometown, contemplating suicide a few times, barely surviving to slowly honing his survival skills. Towards the end he would see a group of kids enter the valley and he would help them from the shadows by giving them food or helping them find one of their own that got lost.

He would find out that they where being hunted by a group of slavers who would also enter the valley and would use his skills to wage a guerilla war against them to protect the kids. At the end of the movie he would be near death as he sat down on a ridge overlooking the camp the kids (now teens/adults) made and would die knowing his life wasn't in vain. Pretty much just the survivalist story from fallout NV: honest hearts if you've ever read those terminals

View: https://youtu.be/Pr26N_WE-7Y?si=3HvC9Hc3R8fj7Sb3
 
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Columbine movie and ER's movie, based and blackpilled style no bs
Columbine might actually be my favorite historical event ever (except WW2) they're so relatable and fascinating to me
 
THE LAST HUSSARS

The year 2050. Terrible warfare has devastated the earth. EMP charges have wrecked high-tech to the point of obscurity. Future war is primal and visceral. Enter the Free Zone of Orania, a white haven where european immigrants from all over the earth are seeking refuge. The enigmatic loner Ulf Jager, a mercenary with a dark past, meets Boyan Bogatyrev - the charismatic leader of the last hussars - a mobile infantry division that speciliases in horseback riding. Follow their painful tale as they struggle to gain power, and then figt desperately to defend the last white country from the democratic forces of jew-led darkness.
 
Give it like 5 years and the AI video generation will be good enough that you'll be able to make all of these yourself :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsthink::feelsthink::feelsthink:
 

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