Sergeant Kelly
"Took your sweet time, Marine?"
★★★★
- Joined
- Dec 31, 2023
- Posts
- 364
I'm way past any serious suicidal thoughts, but when I was playing through Resident Evil 4 (OG) last year for some reason I started to wonder how would I go out in case I decide to off myself peacefully once I'm old fuck.
After some thinking here's how I'd do it:
-don't fap for a month
-rent hotel room for two days
-disassemble shotgun, bring it there, reassemble and hide it somewhere
-rent three whores for a day (for additional trolling make sure they want some initial payment at best and not all money up-front), have one cosplay as Ashley Graham from RE4, one as 2B from Nier: Automata and one as plain catholic nun, have them go at each other
-take viagra, fuck them as much as I can through day
-once I know that I don't have it in me to go another round, pull out shotgun and blow my brains out right there in front of them
The only downside is that I couldn't see their reactions since my light would instantly be out
If you'll hear about some goofy incident like this in a couple of decades, you know who that will be
After some thinking here's how I'd do it:
-don't fap for a month
-rent hotel room for two days
-disassemble shotgun, bring it there, reassemble and hide it somewhere
-rent three whores for a day (for additional trolling make sure they want some initial payment at best and not all money up-front), have one cosplay as Ashley Graham from RE4, one as 2B from Nier: Automata and one as plain catholic nun, have them go at each other
-take viagra, fuck them as much as I can through day
-once I know that I don't have it in me to go another round, pull out shotgun and blow my brains out right there in front of them
The only downside is that I couldn't see their reactions since my light would instantly be out
If you'll hear about some goofy incident like this in a couple of decades, you know who that will be