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Discussion If you want to murder someone, how would you do it? It is important not to get caught.

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It is very important not to be a suspect. So no witnesses.
 
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i ask for a friend JFL... But I'm serious. Each of us can immediately name 10 people that we would like to kill. Maybe we can exchange interesting ideas here. I prefer chemical warfare
 
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You could kill someone in broad daylight and not get caught.
 
You could kill someone in broad daylight and not get caught.
That's exactly what I'm talking about. how would you do it Imagine a party. You wait for someone to go to the toilet. beating would be too loud and might take too long. Stabbing or using a blunt weapon (how do you hide those?) could stain your clothes with blood and the first person you meet after you leave the crime scene will remember this when the cops question them. Maybe you should have a change of clothes with you or maybe use another method? How about putting an extremely toxic substance in a cloth that you press on his face? But then you need gloves and time to prepare everything.
 
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Kill them with love and kindness
 
It is not a good idea to answer this question.
 
Jesus, the OP nigga's been here two goddamn years (basically lurking), waiting to ask this.
 
Kill them with love and kindness
No. If I can put a potash metal in his food so that he burns internally as well as he drinks water afterwards, I would do it. As I said, it's about getting the distance between the crime and finding the body. The victim must be isolated. There must be no one present who can identify you. How the victim dies is irrelevant. It would be ideal to be able to hide the time of death. This makes it extremely difficult for the investigation to narrow down the possible suspects.
 
you can't get away with murder, this isn't the 80s you will get caught. also take your lunch break lieutenant, be back in 30 minutes.
 
Kill them with love and kindness
If you can manipulate external influences so that the body decomposes faster or slower, that's more than perfect. Investigators focus on the hatching rate of insects, etc., to determine the time of death. Freezing or storing in a kind of greenhouse before storing the corpse somewhere would be smart. However, the position of the corpse must correspond to the death marks. So that the dead would have been believed to have been killed on the spot where you dumped the corpse.
 
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you can't get away with murder, this isn't the 80s you will get caught. also take your lunch break lieutenant, be back in 30 minutes.
Then you're just too blinded by shows like CSI New York or Navy CIS without understanding that that's where the instructions are laid. You just have to do it a little bit better. In the end, it was always only very small mistakes that could be used to convict the perpetrators. Just avoid these mistakes.
 
Dissolve his body with acid and put the rest in a barrel then Bury it
It is very important not to be a suspect. So no witnesses.
 
I’d post about it on an incel forum and ask my incel friends for advice ofc
 
Dissolve his body with acid and put the rest in a barrel then Bury it
Another option would be to kill witnesses as well. Obscures motive when people die that you may not have met before.
 
I’d post about it on an incel forum and ask my incel friends for advice ofc
Maybe I don't want any advice at all but just bask in my fame and see if there are any more Patrick batemans out there?
 
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I think such abysses open up everywhere. Quasi-murder confessions are only allowed here. I think that is great.
 
Watch the show dexter ;)
 
Watch the show dexter ;)
Dexter is a cuck. No comparison to patric bateman who doesn't care if the one he kills is a good person or not. He just kills because it's the way of the world. his world. Some he spares, some not. Pure coincidence or rather whim. He is the lion. Everything else is just booty.
 
goodluck getting away with 6 zillion cameras, satellite images, digital footprint, forensics, k9 units
 

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