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NSFW If you had to choose between these two incel scenarios. Pissed on by 13 year old virgin teen girl. Fucked by a 30 year old prostitute

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Would you rather be pissed on by 13 year old virgin teen girl or fucked by a 30 year old prostitute?

  • Give me the 13 year old girl. I would be her human facial urine toilet and I'd feel pure doing so.

    Votes: 31 57.4%
  • The 30 year old prostitute. She's been dicked by guys before but I'd "lose my virginity".

    Votes: 23 42.6%

  • Total voters
    54
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Spontaneous poll idea.

Let's say you had to make a decision, whether the incentive was money (being handed a sum of cash), promotion (getting into a top college/job role).

The caveat was you had to do one of two things that is interact with one of two foids in a 2 option choice.

Option 1
You lay on the ground looking up while a 13 year old girl squats over your face, wearing knickers, and urinates all over your face (your mouth open or not up to you). Let's assume the urine is crystal clear from mineral water and too much caffeine so its cool, clear and no smell. The girl "washes" your face with her soiled knickers afterwards.

full


Option 2
A 30-35 year old female prostitute sits on your face with her roastie labia lips (cause trust me the meme is correct- especially by that age- heck even by 25 years old). You have to lick her out, presuming she is STD or poor hygeine free, but you know she's had 100s if not 1000s of dicks by this point- protected or unprotected.
She gives you a half-assed blow job bareback, puts on a condom and fucks you with a condom until you may (or most likely will not) cum.

maria-di-angelis.jpg
 
Pee. If it’s mineral clear and I’m getting money or whatever for it I’ll take the pee. Also virgin so no coom is gonna go on my face from chads.
 
Crazy that 2 guys voted for option 2 and secondly option 2 seems way worse.
 
bruh... i fucked a 30 years old prostitute once so...
 

IncelTear should temporarily renamed themselves NapoleonDeGeso-Tears as they've spent the last 48 hours (unknowingly?) quoting his posts and other users from nearcels forum.

I'd put money on it the next 12 hours will be no different so vote away.
 
IncelTear should temporarily renamed themselves NapoleonDeGeso-Tears as they've spent the last 48 hours (unknowingly?) quoting his posts and other users from nearcels forum.

I'd put money on it the next 12 hours will be no different so vote away.
They should rope tbh
 
Pee. If it’s mineral clear and I’m getting money or whatever for it I’ll take the pee. Also virgin so no coom is gonna go on my face from chads.

I didn't vote to influence the poll but I'd take the Crystal Pepsi urine from a virgin girl over a salted beef labia lips of a ruined whore any day.
bruh... i fucked a 30 years old prostitute once so...

Me too.

I'd rather take urine from a virgin girl than go through that (30 year old prostitute) ever again
 
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i pick the 30 yr old ngl

also, i don't think girls peak at 13, more like 17 or 18 or 19
 
I’d rather escortmaxx
 
The first option is cucked.I would rather fuck an escort
 
Virgin foid worship
 
Just another day on incels.co
 
that first one sounds cucked and soy as fuck tbh. imagine wanting a woman to literally piss all over your face because she's a "pure innocent angel" JFL
Virgin foid worship
 
What do I gain from someone peeing on me?
 
Strange choices.

Nicoyes
 
I have a piss fetish so
 
Spontaneous poll idea.

Let's say you had to make a decision, whether the incentive was money (being handed a sum of cash), promotion (getting into a top college/job role).

The caveat was you had to do one of two things that is interact with one of two foids in a 2 option choice.

Option 1
You lay on the ground looking up while a 13 year old girl squats over your face, wearing knickers, and urinates all over your face (your mouth open or not up to you). Let's assume the urine is crystal clear from mineral water and too much caffeine so its cool, clear and no smell. The girl "washes" your face with her soiled knickers afterwards.

full


Option 2
A 30-35 year old female prostitute sits on your face with her roastie labia lips (cause trust me the meme is correct- especially by that age- heck even by 25 years old). You have to lick her out, presuming she is STD or poor hygeine free, but you know she's had 100s if not 1000s of dicks by this point- protected or unprotected.
She gives you a half-assed blow job bareback, puts on a condom and fucks you with a condom until you may (or most likely will not) cum.

maria-di-angelis.jpg

Pissed on by a teen, idk if the latter has an std and im bot wanting to find out.
 
What the fuck is this thread?

Both options are degenerate.
 
First option sounds cucked tbh
 

IncelTear should temporarily renamed themselves NapoleonDeGeso-Tears as they've spent the last 48 hours (unknowingly?) quoting his posts and other users from nearcels forum.

I'd put money on it the next 12 hours will be no different so vote away.

Should've put money on it cause that is exactly what happened!

:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:

All of Napoleon De Pedos alt accounts on nearcels, his reddit are exclusively front and centre on the IncelTear reddit front page and I don't think their mods even realise it.

For every 8 De Pedo posts featured on IT, there are now only 2 incels.co posts.

We're no longer the hottest ticket, now they've got a new play thing in town.

Hahahhahahaahha

Shame I'm too tired to photoshop this meme.

damngina.jpg
 
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This is literally the easiest question. The virgin pee girl ticks all boxes for me. It's insane that there's people who'd pick the used up whore.
 
Should've put money on it cause that is exactly what happened!

:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:

All of Napoleon De Pedos alt accounts on nearcels, his reddit are exclusively front and centre on the IncelTear reddit front page and I don't think their mods even realise it.

For every 8 De Pedo posts featured on IT, there are now only 2 incels.co posts.

We're no longer the hottest ticket, now they've got a new play thing in town.

Hahahhahahaahha

Shame I'm too tired to photoshop this meme.

damngina.jpg
Dafuq is nearcels
 
Pee. If it’s mineral clear and I’m getting money or whatever for it I’ll take the pee. Also virgin so no coom is gonna go on my face from chads.
I'll take theRKELLYpill any day tbh ngl
 
This is literally the easiest question. The virgin pee girl ticks all boxes for me. It's insane that there's people who'd pick the used up whore.

Agreed.

Sometimes prostitutes offer "under the counter" bareback to clients and sperm can remain in a whore's "tract" for up to 7 days.
So enjoy feltching option 2.

As for virgin pee, its just water at the end of the day and some females urinate during sex anyway. Even without sex option 1 all the way and a nice view too.
 
@psygnosis-owl u didn't describe the mood of the 1st option, the 2nd option tells me she has the couldn't be bothered attitude
 
@psygnosis-owl u didn't describe the mood of the 1st option, the 2nd option tells me she has the couldn't be bothered attitude

That's because that is exactly what post-wall whores are like. Their attitudes and service are like their pussies, they stink. Just read any incels.co poster prostitution field report. Even if they deluded themselves the first time was great, the second time is always buyers remorse.

1st option I'd imagine a sweet but nonchallant, almost wide-eyed and self-concious innocence as a 13 year old teen female pees herself, blushing.
 
IncelTear should temporarily renamed themselves NapoleonDeGeso-Tears as they've spent the last 48 hours (unknowingly?) quoting his posts and other users from nearcels forum.

I'd put money on it the next 12 hours will be no different so vote away.
Wait..so now they are screenshoting from Nearcels? JFL they are so stupid
 
that first one sounds cucked and soy as fuck tbh. imagine wanting a woman to literally piss all over your face because she's a "pure innocent angel" JFL
^also piss is icky
 
Wait..so now they are screenshoting from Nearcels? JFL they are so stupid

They are screenshoting nearcels.com, his reddit and a few other places he frequents.

Like I said its hilarious as I don't think IT know they are all the alts of the same person (Napoleon De Geso).
 
I have a piss fetish so this is irrelevant.
 
They are screenshoting nearcels.com, his reddit and a few other places he frequents.

Like I said its hilarious as I don't think IT know they are all the alts of the same person (Napoleon De Geso).
Geso is stupid as fuck, he should be banned from all incel spaces.
 
Geso is stupid as fuck, he should be banned from all incel spaces.

Uh oh, they've retrospectively started to relabel all Napoleon De Geso/aka Maximilian Von Auschwitz/aka https://www.reddit.com/user/Watashi_wa_Toki/ capture threads as "pedo mod" in light of what I've written.
Pedo mod is cause he is now a moderator of nearcels after winning the trust of Nathan Larson (who owns nearcels and proudly revealed himself to be Larson in light of my detective work and Grothendieck knowing his history).


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/comments/hqtdi9/pedo_mod_continues_to_insist_that_he_is_a_child_i/


I can assure you it wasn't like that this morning nor over the past 48 hours-3 days ago.

Can't IncelTear give credit where credit is due? They didn't even know about nearcels until I pointed it out with my reveal "de geso and the 7 year old girl thread" 3 going on 4 days ago. :dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels::lul::reeeeee:
 
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Uh oh, they've retrospectively started to relabel all Napoleon De Geso/aka Maximilian Von Auschwitz/aka https://www.reddit.com/user/Watashi_wa_Toki/ capture threads as "pedo mod" in light of what I've written.


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/comments/hqtdi9/pedo_mod_continues_to_insist_that_he_is_a_child_i/


I can assure you it wasn't like that this morning nor over the past 48 hours-3 days ago.

Can't IncelTear give credit where credit is due? They didn't even know about nearcels until I pointed it out with my reveal "de geso and the 7 year old girl thread" thread. :dafuckfeels: :dafuckfeels::lul::reeeeee:

IT are pathetic and Geso is also equally pathetic. Nothing based about him whatsoever. Plus nearcels is a shithole. Geso should just fuck off and browse Tor for fucks sake.
 

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