Serious If you had three wishes, what would they be?

[God'sGreatestRegret]

1. Christian Perfection
2. Family' Financial Security
3. Charitable Deed

 

[Deleted member 3291]

money so I can drop ouHey it fuckig uni

 

[acnescarcel]

rich, remove acne scars, never age but can still die

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Immortality.
Undisputed king of Earth
Become Giga Chad

money so I can drop ouHey it fuckig uni

Wut

 

[RopeMaXXer]

1. Immortality wtih a convoluted way to kill myself
2. Dev Console for reality
3. Ability to swap realities

 

[Void]

1. Immortality wtih a convoluted way to kill myself
2. Dev Console for reality
3. Ability to swap realities

Doesnt get better than this.

 

[microDongCityUSA]

1. Christian Perfection
2. Family' Financial Security
3. Charitable Deed

#3 i'd replace with fully furnished underground bunker safety room with internet

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

1. Make anime real
2. Make anime real
3. Make anime real

 

[Zesto]

1. My very own waifu
2. Brand new AE86
3. Eternal youth for me and my waifu (we can achieve this right now with skinmaxxing though).

 

[God'sGreatestRegret]

1. Immortality wtih a convoluted way to kill myself
2. Dev Console for reality
3. Ability to swap realities

Bruh that's too OP

 

[VisVoi]

1. Immortality wtih a convoluted way to kill myself
2. Dev Console for reality
3. Ability to swap realities

Seems to me you're just begging to have some sort of obscure loophole fuck you over tbh.

 

[Moustachcel]

ER ER ER

 

[BrendioEEE]

1. The Ability to activate/deactivate any superpower I want by thinking about it, however the only way to verify it is by knocking a certain song/tune so I don't accidentally think of some crazy shit and it gets activated on accident at bad times.
2. Perfect immortal wife who can't be harmed or damaged in any way and I love everything about and will only be with me, she's so perfect and fits my desires that I don't even know about, even if that requires her to have the ability to shapeshift or other superpowers or abilities.
3. I am the shadow leader of every single government and corporation and organization and fucking thing imaginable, and I have a computer interface that lets me control literally everything behind the scenes so I can make the world a better place, and end Inceldom for everyone in a proper way, and gurantee a future for Earth, all the races seperately, and hopefully ventures into to worlds.