If you had dick cancer - what would you do?

[virgin4life]

I know a Roastie landwhale who works for a dermatologist. Today she told me one of their patients has a tumor on the top of his penis and his dick will have to be taken off. She said she feels bad for him "but well he is 67 and has 5 kids so he has had his share of fun".

I wonder what would you do if this happened to you? Would you accept your fate and live life as a dickless virgin or would you tell the doctor to fuck off and accept that you will die 1 or 2 years later but at least you could fuck some escorts until then?

 

[Blacktarpill]

It would suck hard. But i would choose the first option.

 

[Angry_runt]

Oh, you mean I wouldn't be able to have sex any more? Oh woe is me, I would miss sex so much, it w- hang on, I'm not having sex anyway so what good is my dick for? It's basically an aiming device for my piss.

 

[Damo the incel]

It would suck hard. But i would choose the first option.

What would you do with your penis when it falls off?

 

[thelonewanderer]

Incels aren't using it anyway, not worth losing your own life over wtf

 

[Deleted member 16455]

I wont be having sex anyways.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

No bro I'd still like to masturbate

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Two of the things I would consider doing are forbidden to talk about on the forum.

But I would make sure to get my fun before this.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

first option obviously

Two of the things I would consider doing are forbidden to talk about on the forum.

 

[Mainländer]

Go ER. I hope the feds understand.

Just kidding, I'd probably just LDAR till death.

 

[Deleted member 17997]

Castrate then trannymaxx tbh

 

[AsiaCel]

lifefuel for dickcels

tumors may your dick bigger

 

[virgin4life]

Two of the things I would consider doing are forbidden to talk about on the forum.

Here is your vanilla latte, Sir.

 

[non_factor]

Bigger dick is lifefuel.

 

[gigacel123]

lifefuel for dickcels

tumors may your dick bigger

Then you cut it off cause cancer so no it is not lifefuel you Bigdickcel

 

[virgin4life]

Then you cut it off cause cancer so no it is not lifefuel you Bigdickcel

It would be bigger for a couple of months until you rot in your grave.

 

[VincentVanCope]

Die.

 

[thebuddhacel]

First option
Man without a penis explains how he had sex with 'more than 100 women'

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...re-than-100-women-andrew-wardle-a6684281.html

 

[Joelossus]

Incels aren't using it anyway, not worth losing your own life over wtf

I'm using it to jerk off

 

[virgin4life]

First option

Suifuel tbh. The dude is living life in hell.

I'm using it to jerk off

If we couldnt jerk off 5 times a day we would all go insane. Think about all the hot girls in summer wearing skirts and you CAN NOT EVEN JACK OFF!!! You can just look at them like a starving child in Africa would look at a delicious steak behind a glass wall.

 

[Deleted member 17724]

I'd rope.

 

[Hate_my_life]

I don't know.

Like how would erections work? Would I just get an increased blood flow to the groin area when I get aroused?

I'd probably rope at the idea of having to sit down to pee.

 

[TheRiseOfCope]

cut my cock off. don't need it anyway

 

[virgin4life]

I don't know.

Like how would erections work? Would I just get an increased blood flow to the groin area when I get aroused?

Dont eat anything for 5 days. Then look at a juicy steak but imagine you could never eat again. This is how it feels.

 

[PEETER]

Destroying my sex drive would basically allow me to completely concentrate on my copes.

 

[2340922]

Rope is always the solution

 

[GetFucked]

donate my dick to science, and then immediately rope

 

[ihaveno1]

might be a dumb question but how the fuck would u pee

 

[BrettyBoy]

I vote to wait until death in a situation like that. Looking at my no no zone and seeing no dick anymore would gross me out too much and would traumatise me.