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Experiment If you had a girlfriend what would you most want to do with her?

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As I sit here drunk and stoned alone on a Thursday evening, I would love to get high/drunk with her, talk about how much we both hate the world, and then fuck about it. Maybe eat some pizza.

What for you?
 
Fuck her and dump her.
:dab::dab::dab::dab::dab::dab::dab:
 
Fuck her brutally until she bleeds from every hole
 
Never thought about it tbh, I dont know, living with a female seems boring and the only good thing would be sex
 
whip her (in skyrim ofc)
 
Post with her on incels.co

Joke, probably cuddling and sex.
 
Travel, cook, cuddle, photography,video games, learn an instrument together etc
 
Cuddle, watch movies together, fuck her in the ass
 
As I sit here drunk and stoned alone on a Thursday evening, I would love to get high/drunk with her, talk about how much we both hate the world, and then fuck about it. Maybe eat some pizza.

What for you?
I would eat and ravage her holes every single day until I get bored tbh
 
Suck her boobs and play Skyrim with her head on my lap
 
Chop her into bits and eat her.
 
I'd just use my wits to make the evening fun for both of us while using the relationship to boost my career
 
Cheat on her with other girls and not let her find out about it. Maybe take pictures with her to boost my status on Instagram
 
shit on her chest
 
Hold her hand, and tell her that she's the most based person i've ever meet.
 
Cuddle in bed, touch her body, make out, fuck and sleep together
 
Cuddle, hug, kiss, and creampie her tight little pussy.
 
make out, chill and laugh at funny movies tbh, sex for marriage
 
put many ice cubes on her and rub
 
Make sure she doesn't escape
 
Cuddle and watch The Office.
 
appreciate her for accepting me
 
I'd love to spend a couple hours exploring the sense of touch on her naked body, by the time I'd be done with that she'd most likely be begging me to make love to her to which I'd most certainly comply
 
Just go places together. Local travel, try new restaurants, go camping, really anything out of the house that’s fun.
 
Have sex, cuddling and we would talk about our problems and the world in a rainy day while we're getting warm under the sheets, that would be such a ultimate LIFE FUEL to me :cryfeels:
 
Sex and cuddle. Maybe hold hands.
 
Cuddle.I am probably cuck for saying that, but I am really touch starved
 
watch movies with cup of hot tea or chocolate thats all :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
Wouldn’t bother investing any effort into her, just for sex and that’s it
 
Have lustful sex and a good time together.
She has to be somewhat of a geek too, since my interests revolve around vidya.
 
I'd love to spend a couple hours exploring the sense of touch on her naked body, by the time I'd be done with that she'd most likely be begging me to make love to her to which I'd most certainly comply

Always a gentleman Mik.
 
Passionate missionary with lots of eye-contact, then cuddling and watching a Ghibli movie together while drinking something hot.
 
Have my whole fist shoved up her bumhole
 
Teach her how to shitpost on incels.co without getting banned and then lock her in a room and make her increase my postcount until she has nearly starved to death (water will be provided through a large rabbit bottle on the wall) and then cum through the keyhole so she has to lap it up for sustenance
 

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