Discussion If you got a girlfriend, would you post it in here to let us know or would you just disappear from this forum?

[Uglyme]

I know that would mean an instant ban if you did it, but would you do it? Would you brag about it?

Personally, I wouldn't do it cause one, that will never happen, and two, there is no point in that cause probably even if all the planets lined up and even If God stopped hating me for a while and made a girl attracted to me, it wouldn't last shit, she would leave me in the first week, so I'd be in this forum again.

 

[TheSecondComing]

if you brag about it, fuck you. i would just log out and never sign in again

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Disappear tbh. I wouldn’t brag

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

Bragging is disgusting. I'd just disappear. No need to rub it in everyone's face.

 

[Lester]

I know that would mean an instant ban if you did it, but would you do it? Would you brag about it?

Personally, I wouldn't do it cause one, that will never happen, and two, there is no point in that cause probably even if all the planets lined up and even If God stopped hating me for a while and made a girl attracted to me, it wouldn't last shit, she would leave me in the first week, so I'd be in this forum again.

Unfortunately it's entirely possible that many of us here have or have had girlfriends, but don't want to give up the brotherhood of inceldom so they just kinda stick around. a number of oldfags that were once trusted were banned in very recent history so who knows.

as for me? i would fucking vanish but let spread our knowledge in your memory.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I can’t imagine what I’d do, the idea sounds so foreign to me tbh. I guess I’d just request a ban and leave.

 

[thebuddhacel]

Many guys here have gfs and still larp here.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

so imma be honest and i know this is a shitty thing to do HOWEVER im fucking alone and have no friends or anything. if, by some miracle, i got a gf i would send a private message to one of the mods and explain my new situation and request a ban. that way he knows im getting pussy, it makes me feel better at least somebody knows i didnt die, and my account will be banned and not look abandoned and worry other people thinking i suicided

fucked up thing to tell another incel you ascended BUT i feel the pros outweigh the cons. oh and this is only if i get a young gf or sex partner. nobody is bragging for ascending in your mid 40s with a 60yo grandma. but if im thrusting inside some nice 15yo sugar walls the im taking all the pics and sharing them with everyone

 

[Guest2]

I would brag heavily on multiple sites until everyone and their mum knows I fucked a prime JB. Unfortunately, that will never happen so here I am and here I will stay.

 

[Deleted member 20064]

i would like to tell it, but not in a bad manner, but to give hope to other incels.

 

[Ellsworth]

Gosh it will never happen but if for sure wouldn’t tell anyone until I actually fucked her. Then I would make a goodbye/brag thread. But don’t expect it to happen anytime soon buddy boyos.

 

[Ignas]

Would just disappear

 

[Deleted member 19546]

>get gf
>CHAMPION.jpeg
>brag on .co
>banned
>go back to irl
>get cucked by gf
>"unban pls"

 

[NEETard]

Why would you even be thinking of a forum for virgins if you are in a happy relationship

 

[Salustio]

I would brag, but only to keep spreading the blackpill. Like, for example I would ask you experts how to enslave her, how to brainwash her. We should open a new subforum to talk about hypnosis methods. Of course it's forbidden to brag here, and we must respect other -cels. But, why don't we try to improve our situation?

 

[DoctorBlythe]

I would shamelessly brag tbh.

 

[TheNEET]

it's an impossible scenario tbhtbh
I'd disappear

Unfortunately it's entirely possible that many of us here have or have had girlfriends

Many guys here have gfs and still larp here.

 

[Deleted member 17724]

I would make a thread about it but not to brag, just to make sure that I get perma-banned so I can't look back on this place. Also because it may give users like me (ethnic turbo-manlets) some hope.

Of course, it would never happen though so there's no point thinking about it.

 

[Deleted member 18435]

I'm not a piece of shit so I would just quietly leave.

 

[happiless]

it's an impossible scenario tbhtbh
I'd disappear


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kek thanks I needed an updated version of mine

 

[zangano1]

Dissapear and comeback when she eventually cucks me

 

[Microsoft Excel]

if you brag about it, fuck you. i would just log out and never sign in again

 

[KingOfRome]

I would continue posting here as if I never got a girlfriend in the first place. The relationship is probably a once-in-a-lifetime thing that won't last anyway; I'll effectively be incel again once it's over.

 

[truthpill]

Just leave and come back once she cucks you in like 2-3 days

 

[acnescarcel]

i would stay on and not tell anyone

 

[Deleted member 20434]

If I ever happened to ascend I’d let everyone know. I’m a truthful person and hate being a shill.

 

[JestER]

PM the mods to ban me and not say a word, but this will never happen

 

[Cuyen]

if you brag about it, fuck you. i would just log out and never sign in again

 

[mcfroggy]

Just say ascended on profile and never come back.

 

[Yungguy]

Request a ban and never return

 

[Hate_my_life]

>get gf
>CHAMPION.jpeg
>brag on .co
>banned
>go back to irl
>get cucked by gf
>"unban pls"

I would continue posting here as if I never got a girlfriend in the first place. The relationship is probably a once-in-a-lifetime thing that won't last anyway; I'll effectively be incel again once it's over.

These.

In the impossible scenario I ascend, I'd be inevitably getting cucked within days.

 

[Neggr]

disappear

 

[CopeToNotRope]

Dissapear (sometimes come back to read what is pinned)

Why?

Because I might become incel again within less than a year

 

[needsolution]

is getting gf real ascension just fucking laugh, i would stay as blackpilled if i wont be incel in your eyes anymore, wont brag

 

[Twinkcel]

-make a website
-come here to brag
-post link to website
-sell courses on how to ascend
-profit

 

[Deleted member 4159]

If you brag about it, you'll get banned. And she'll eventually dump you, but you won't be able to come back here.

 

[Evildоer]

Why would i need to brag, i don't have confidence issues, nor do i want to make ugly virgins feel even more miserable about their lives, especially considering that i'm one of them

 

[Shigechi]

Would ask a ban without giving a motive and would lurk occasionally.

 

[Lux]

I would admit that I have "ascended" to the mod I choose that should ban me (so he can answer if anyone asks about my ban, which I don't think would happen because Lux is nothing in this forum) and leave, although I would not fight against the incels or arrogantly mistreat them and acknowledge that they are not wrong and are functional, so whatever

 

[Sparrow's Song]

If you're not a chad, you'll get cucked and ditched within a few days tops... Imagine the ban appeal when when you come crawling right back...
Nah, I'm not getting a gf until the Beta Uprising...

 

[Damo the incel]

Considering my position. I would be compelled to probably make a thread about it and bow out like that. I wouldn't really go into details, but I'd le the fact be known.

If sarge got a gf would he shut the site down

 

[Teutonic Knight]

A girlfriend doesn't fix inceldom.

 

[Wombcel98]

I know that would mean an instant ban if you did it, but would you do it? Would you brag about it?

Personally, I wouldn't do it cause one, that will never happen, and two, there is no point in that cause probably even if all the planets lined up and even If God stopped hating me for a while and made a girl attracted to me, it wouldn't last shit, she would leave me in the first week, so I'd be in this forum again.

No cause I have contempt for bragging.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

On the .000000000001% 1 in 1 Trillion chance that that happens, I wouldnt brag. I'd just log out then comeback once I get cucked by chad in two days.

 

[Deleted member 17997]

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I would brag heavily on multiple sites until everyone and their mum knows I fucked a prime JB.

Ok, bunny chad

 

[Emba]

I'm very sure this very quandary will happen to me some day...


(lol)

 

[GreyWorld]

I can’t imagine what I’d do, the idea sounds so foreign to me tbh. I guess I’d just request a ban and leave.

 

[78980n]

Bragging is disgusting. I'd just disappear. No need to rub it in everyone's face.

 

[Carotel]

I'd just disappear

 

[Vlone]

It wouldn't last. I'd be inactive for the time spent, but from what I've noticed most users always end up back here.