Serious If you eat messy I'll fucking kill you.

[BummerDrummerOG]

I got some ribs here (I didn't go outside to get them parents had them I guess but I raided the kitchen) and as I was eating it I had a very big flashback to being grossed out at kids when they ate cake/cupcakes and/or messy foods and it got all over their face. I swear to god if any of you do that shit I'll fucking find you and I'll know. Eat clean you dirty, disgusting, pigdoglike apes. Even as a kid that disgusted me. I swear to god if you fucking pig out over your food like you're a haitian child who's been eating dirt cookies I'll fucking rain my anger over you with the force of a thousand screaming toddlers.

Don't test me.

 

[Vermilioncore]

It's high T to eat messy like cavemen buddy boyo!

 

[Uglyethnicrat]

I cant stand loud chewing

 

[Descartes]

No one can beat my table etiquette

 

[Ecstasy]

I eat like a swine and I dont fucking care. Yesterday smoe foid said I look "like a caveman... lol rather like a monkey"
I have NW3 balding and tried to beardmaxx. fucking joke.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Bro, I hate it when my foods touch each other.
You don't have to worry about me.

 

[Dionysus]

i eat with my hands like a man

 

[Guest2]

You remind me of my past self sometimes

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

i eat with my hands like a man

mogs me

 

[zangano1]

Yes that shit is disgusting

 

[TINMAN]

I love eating peanut butter, because it doubles as moisturizer for my skin. Everytime I eat a peanut butter sandwich I strip off my shirt half-naked and let the peanut butter dribble onto me as I am stuffing my face, then when I am done I spread it around everywhere so that my muscles can absorb the protein directly.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I relate to this

 

[Robtical]

One time an annoying fat spanish kid was eating a tuna and mayo sandwhich with his mouth open in front of me. After seeing him do that I lost my lunch and couldn't eat any canned fish or mayonaise for years.

 

[LastGerman]

I got some ribs here (I didn't go outside to get them parents had them I guess but I raided the kitchen) and as I was eating it I had a very big flashback to being grossed out at kids when they ate cake/cupcakes and/or messy foods and it got all over their face. I swear to god if any of you do that shit I'll fucking find you and I'll know. Eat clean you dirty, disgusting, pigdoglike apes. Even as a kid that disgusted me. I swear to god if you fucking pig out over your food like you're a haitian child who's been eating dirt cookies I'll fucking rain my anger over you with the force of a thousand screaming toddlers.

Don't test me.

And eat a lot and always eat everything. Otherwise you are a cuck.

 

[Deleted member 21908]

yes I usually eat like a human too

 

[FinnCel]

No

 

[Deleted member 22907]

I fucking hate eating in front of other people because I eat like a pig.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

I never did that shit my parents have often joked about how I as a baby and small child I would open my mouth extremely wide because I didn´t want to get any food on my lips or face I recently found out that is because of my asperger hyper sensitivity

 

[FlamingCel]

Yes that shit is disgusting

 

[Transcended Trucel]

No

 

[blond_elf_bard]

I eat like a swine and I dont fucking care. Yesterday smoe foid said I look "like a caveman... lol rather like a monkey"
I have NW3 balding and tried to beardmaxx. fucking joke.

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