I'd go back and tell my 5 year old self not to mouth breathe and have correct tongue posture, so I would look less ugly than I would be. What would you do?
Stop my own birth and create a paradox 
Throw myself off a building when I was a year old
Id buy bitcoin in 2013 or all in trumpcoin 2 days ago
Go to a lot of concerts
Buy shares in Apple in the 80s probably
If time travel was real this life would be worth it
push my mother down the stairs while she was pregnant with me.
I'd go back to my younger self to at least 12 years old and tell him the following;
Eat better food so you can grow to be at least 6 feet
Go to the smaller secondary school
Learn how to draw and actually get into 2d animations because you love them so much
Don't watch porn
Go to a brothel when you turn 16
Eat better food so you can grow to be at least 6 feet
Go to the smaller secondary school
Learn how to draw and actually get into 2d animations because you love them so much
Don't watch porn
Go to a brothel when you turn 16
Tell Joseph (Józef) Beck that alliance with Hitler and Germany would be better than France and Great Britain and communism would fall.
Go back to when I was born and instantly hang myself
move a chair and see what happens
fucking basedStop my own birth and create a paradox
travel forward in hopes of finding a utopian society with all the tech that could ever exist
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Over, but he was main person who took German anger into us. We needed to give back Danzig (then 90%+ German inhabitants) and allow them to build Autobahn into Eastern Prussia
And died in exile in 1944
teach my younger 10 year old self social skills and wisdom that would spare me out of a lot of suffering in life
Go back to the biggest lottery drawing and win it.
Bet on spaghettiland winning the 2006 sportsball world cup.
Nothing except maybe go sightseeing in different cities in the past. Try to change the past is fruitless thanks to the grandfather paradox
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Buy lots of bitcoin
Become extremely rich and powerful and change the trajectory of the world to one that I like.
I would stop Japan from attacking Pearl Harbor.
Preventing my birth
Make some money, buy some gold or stuff like that, to sell that in the past (because modern Euro money would have the worth of toilet paper there).
Then I spend some time in the 80s or 70s (my father's youth time) and tell every German that their country will become a multicultural shithole full of Islamic sandniggers in the 21st century and that their daughters will love to fuck them. Lmfao
I would bring some proof, of course.
Pictures, videos etc
Moth breathing isn’t a choice. Humans breathe through the nose by default unless something is wrong with your nose. I bet you have collapsed nasal valves or a deviated septum, and you should try breathe right strips
Go back to 2013 and buy a shit fuck ton of bitcoin
I'd go to the future and swap my consciousness with a better looking body.
I would bring knowledge of the future, WW2 historical facts, and all the nuclear weapons information I can find to Hitler in 1938 and help Nazi Germany be better prepared to fight the Jews.
I agree, I only mouth breathed because of nose blockage, I always had a blocked nose
Brutal
Whats crazy is that no one even cared or helped with my blocked nose, like I wasn't even taken to a pharmacy, if I tried to blow my nose it would quickly block again.
Yeah same, my parents just ignored it and maybe I’d have a better jaw if it was treated
Go back to the mid 90s
US 50s and live the rest of my life there, I wouldn't be coming back to this hellhole of a time.
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