If you could shapeshift what would you make yourself look like?

[Therapywasaaste]

How would you spend most of your time? Obviously I'd occasionally shift into a Tyrone, Chadrigues, or even a wild animal, to steal stuff. Most of the time, I'd just be the tall, chad version of myself. I found that changing every feature, just to be attractive, results in a person looking nothing like me. So I guess I'd have to gradually become unrecognizable.

Most of the time I'd be tall (6'.) Whenever there's a guy whose taller than me, I'd make myself taller so that I become unmoggable. I'd be very muscular with 3% bodyfat (I wouldn't feel like I have 3% bodyfat, I'd just look like it.) And of course, I'd have a big schlong. I'd be uncut, of course I wouldn't get any of the nerve endings back, but I would gain the look and most of the function.

I drew a picture of it. It's a portrait, not a schlong. The face ended up a bit anglo looking which is surprising because I always say they're one of the ugliest whites.

 

[GhostedPhantom]

I'd be a tall chad in his prime, of course. This isn't even a question.

 

[EnglishCel]

I'd be a tall chad in his prime, of course. This isn't even a question.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I'd be a tall chad in his prime, of course. This isn't even a question.

 

[GhostedPhantom]

I'd be a tall chad in his prime, of course. This isn't even a question.

Unless I can shapeshift into Godzilla and flatten every city on this planet (in video game)

 

[inceloser]

i wanna look like this but without the faggotry

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/K8hSoHU82-U?si=WJ0EgA8YNFWTmWab

 

[Therapywasaaste]

i wanna look like this but without the faggotry

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/K8hSoHU82-U?si=WJ0EgA8YNFWTmWab

I'd give myself that kind of frame, with alot more mass on it. He would be a fitness model or Mr. Olympia if he steroidmaxxed, dietmaxxed, supplimentmaxced, and gymmaxxed.

 

[Sir Waco]

I would shapeshift into a large dog breed the sheer amount of human pussy i would be getting

 

[Mortis]

Tall white chad ofc

 

[incelmadara]

Id shapeshift to a bird to fly to joos/fds/attractive people/women that rejected me and then shapeshift in to a spider to crawl in to their house at night and shapeshift in to a venomous snake or a rabies bat and bite them.

 

[Soulflayer]

I would rather look like myself in a normal environment with a normal mind than shapeshift into a chad with my current life and mental state being the same. Becoming a chad wouldn't help us escape our shit lives, this is a pill some people haven't took yet

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Thank you, for tolerating childhood.

...

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Becoming a chad wouldn't help us escape our shit lives, this is a pill some people haven't took yet

It would for me, and I'd also steal shit. Shapshift into a racoon and steal stuff, no one's going to arrest a racoon.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

racoon

Planted.

 

[jeetcel]

I'd shapeshift to young version of Brendan Fraser, simply because Rick O'Cconell

if i were a foid, I'd absolutely do him

everyone knows his clean shaven look but even with beard that guy just looked pussy slayer

 

[Asgard]

A nuclear bomb.

 

[Asgard]

10,000 megaton warhead.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

A nuclear bomb.

10,000 megaton warhead.

You'd only be shaped like and look like one.