Serious If you could say anything to yourself as a kid, what would it be? Can be as much or as little as you want

[Deleted member 22999]

I think it’d be interesting. As an elementary schooler, I was basically Chad. Puberty had not yet begun. I was one of the fastest kids and one of the most popular somehow. It was really nice. Foids hated me but I didn’t care since I hated them anyways since I wasn’t yet sexually active and sexuality is the only thing they have to offer. So I think it would be jarring for little me to hear the truth. I’d take him aside and tell him, “Enjoy it while it lasts. Once middle school begins, you will never be happy again. This is the end of the line.” He probably wouldn’t believe me. He might even make fun of me. I wouldn’t stick around to find out.

 

[Genetic Dead End]

kill yourself

 

[solblue]

I’d tell younger me to studymax, leanmax in eight grade, heightmax through diet, jaw exercise max, minoxidilmax at 21, and I’d also tell younger me to avoid embarrassing moments I caught myself in

 

[Animecel2D]

kill yourself

 

[FrothySolutions]

What age? Depending on my age I might have different things to say.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Probably nothing because I’m autistic and I’m thinking off too many things that I’d like to say to my younger self so I’d end up not saying anything at all

 

[Deleted member 22999]

What age? Depending on my age I might have different things to say.

lets say end of elementary school

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Get into more fights and be meaner to your classmates

 

[Capable_Onion]

I'd try to warn him of the dangers of social isolation, and how it'll prevent him from being independent on his own.

 

[FrothySolutions]

lets say end of elementary school

"I'm you from the future. When you start junior high, DON'T tell people you wanna cut off your penis."

 

[Transcended Trucel]

"Buy ethreum, buy Bitcoin, buy Monero u curryniggger." Is what I'd say

 

[mcfroggy]

To mew, fix my eating habits, and harrass my parents to take me to the Dr for all the health issues I have but they ignored whenever I brought up.

 

[Yerberito]

Defend yourself and have fun

 

[azakhan]

looksmaxxx and studymaxxx
don't act autistic
invest in bitcoin
also this

To mew, fix my eating habits, and harrass my parents to take me to the Dr for all the health issues I have but they ignored whenever I brought up.

 

[Anonymous MG]

"Buy ethreum, buy Bitcoin, buy Monero u curryniggger." Is what I'd say

Make sure to tell him the winning lottery numbers of that week too pewpew.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Make sure to tell him the winning lottery numbers of that week too pewpew.

that would be even better tbh. imagine how life would be if we're Richcel. could cope hard
infinite escorts. could buy Dubai porta body

 

[>50IQcel]

I would tell him not to stress at all and just chill. He should be at the skatepark. And brush your teeth , don't eat sugar. Bash more normies. And to kill himself if he didn't get a scholarship to a private school.

looksmaxxx and studymaxxx
don't act autistic
invest in bitcoin
also this

Studymaxx is a joke if you're low iq

 

[omnilet]

lottery numbers, buy ayymd, netflix and amazon stocks. Tell him to leanmaxx and stop being an autistic fat FUCKING PIECE OF SHTI and some decisions that would never make him or rather me, a 20 year old 9th grade dropout.

 

[>50IQcel]

looksmaxxx and studymaxxx
don't act autistic
invest in bitcoin
also this

Studymaxx is a joke if you're low iq

 

[Deleted member 22907]

i would tell myself the blackpill, basic nutrition, force him to looksmaxx and mew

 

[Personalityinkwell]

kill yourself

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Don’t let people walk all over for you and take school more seriously

 

[TINMAN]

Get into more fights and be meaner to your classmates

This tbh, though I'm 99% sure young me wouldn't follow my advice

 

[Deleted member 16624]

id say cope

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

Don't spend so much time in front of the computer and start playing sports instead