Discussion If you could make a deal with the devil, what would you do?

[Reprobus]

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Let’s say the devil comes to you physically a full manifestation of Satan. He offers you anything you want in turn for your soul and eternal damnation, what will you do/ask for?

 

[WØLF]

I wouldn't tbbh

 

[Deleted member 21768]

I would make the deal to NOT have my soul to be tortured for eternity. That's all. Then, I would tell him to leave me be as I have a few things I would like to accomplish before I'm ready.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

A harem of waifus that will do what I command them to and they will live to serve and obey me.

 

[FrothySolutions]

A human lifetime is infinitely small compared to eternity. Literally. So no. No deal.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Anything?

6'5" (195cm) height, white, blue eyes, perfect 10/10 face, top 0.000000001% skeleton structure, 9 inch penis, 300 IQ, and be a billionare and live forever + eternal youth.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Anything?

6'5" (195cm) height, white, blue eyes, perfect 10/10 face, top 0.000000001% skeleton structure, 9 inch penis, 300 IQ, and be a billionare and live forever + eternal youth.

Based mother fucker. Lives forever in God Mode

 

[WØLF]

Anything?

6'5" (195cm) height, white, blue eyes, perfect 10/10 face, top 0.000000001% skeleton structure, 9 inch penis, 300 IQ, and be a billionare and live forever + eternal youth.

Nvm i'll take this

 

[Shin no Shi]

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Let’s say the devil comes to you physically a full manifestation of Satan. He offers you anything you want in turn for your soul and eternal damnation, what will you do/ask for?

No different to god, so whatever deal I make would end up being that which accumulates endlessly.

I've got one desire that will essentially grant me all my desires.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

infinite amount of suffering is too big of a price for a finite amount of pleasure. if i really had to take the deal i'd ask for god-tier intellect and a loyal army that can go up against the whole world. the rest would be like playing civ against bots on easy. immortality is k too i guess as long as i can choose to die when i want.

 

[Deleted member 26884]

Anything?

6'5" (195cm) height, white, blue eyes, perfect 10/10 face, top 0.000000001% skeleton structure, 9 inch penis, 300 IQ, and be a billionare and live forever + eternal youth.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Cope, Satan is only an angel of god that tests believers according to Judaism.

 

[Neggr]

I would turn myself into terrachad overnight, and wire everyones brains so they never knew of my subhuman existence. FUCK YOU GOD IF U WANNA PUT ME IN HELL DO THTA, MAYBE SHPULD HAVE NOT CREATE A SUBHUMAN

Anything?

6'5" (195cm) height, white, blue eyes, perfect 10/10 face, top 0.000000001% skeleton structure, 9 inch penis, 300 IQ, and be a billionare and live forever + eternal youth.

the devil will somewhat trick you and make ur life still insufferable, I kept my shit clean and god will still put me into heaven simply because he knows that he created a subhuman

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Based mother fucker. Lives forever in God Mode

I would have added in legit super powers like flying, teleportation, X-ray vision, etc, but I don't know how I'd manage that.

the devil will somewhat trick you and make ur life still insufferable, I kept my shit clean and god will still put me into heaven simply because he knows that he created a subhuman

Fucking brutal. Even in Fantasy Land I can't win

 

[Deleted member 24529]

I would ask for death.

 

[NuclearCel]

Power and Knowledge. I would then use that wisdom to build myself an army of sentient AI. Tell those droids to build me airships along with various other technologies and weaponries and then leave this miserable joke of a planet behind.

I would then go onto conquer entire star systems and grow my armada by becoming a galactic warlord. Learn about alien technology and the mysteries of the universe. Use that wisdom to further become even more powerful and knowledgable.

 

[BITG]

I would make the deal to NOT have my soul to be tortured for eternity. That's all. Then, I would tell him to leave me be as I have a few things I would like to accomplish before I'm ready.

Iq’s me. The deal would be for me to go to heaven regardless of what I do here on earth. Hehehe

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Difficult to know , not sure if would make it. But i would like to ask for good looks and eternal youth

 

[zekr]

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Let’s say the devil comes to you physically a full manifestation of Satan. He offers you anything you want in turn for your soul and eternal damnation, what will you do/ask for?

Complete invincibility. Basically wolverine times 100. I would just take over the world.

 

[FlamingCel]

Anything?

6'5" (195cm) height, white, blue eyes, perfect 10/10 face, top 0.000000001% skeleton structure, 9 inch penis, 300 IQ, and be a billionare and live forever + eternal youth.

Granted but you will be the only person on the planet

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I wouldn't tbbh

 

[Eschewcel]

Even the devil couldn't fix me.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Anything?

6'5" (195cm) height, white, blue eyes, perfect 10/10 face, top 0.000000001% skeleton structure, 9 inch penis, 300 IQ, and be a billionare and live forever + eternal youth.

Sun is expected to run out of heat in 600 million years, u need hit space travel by then or have option to suicide.

Universe will have heat death in trillion years then everything is fucked boyo.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

in turn for your soul and eternal damnation

What does this mean?

 

[Animecel2D]

I don’t know man, I’d have to think about it a bit more before I come up with my decision.

 

[Speedloader]

I’d be ruler of the world and give every member of this forum harem of virgin wives

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Become the devil

 

[mänline]

I would make the deal to NOT have my soul to be tortured for eternity.

Where comes this idea from? Hell is made FOR the devils and his angels.

But ok, since the idea out of the popular belief, that you come into hell, when you make a deal here on earth with the devil is the base of OPs question, I would answer like @FrothySolutions .
Even when it would not have any consequences: I am more disgusted with the system of this world and also what sin and the devil made out of sexuality so that being superChad isn't really appealing to me. Being superficial worshipped by woman and people may be nice for some moments, but is not really a thing I crave and not durable in satisfaction.

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

Anything?

6'5" (195cm) height, white, blue eyes, perfect 10/10 face, top 0.000000001% skeleton structure, 9 inch penis, 300 IQ, and be a billionare and live forever + eternal youth.

even when ur in hell ur gonna be youthfull

 

[Deleted member 21768]

Where comes this idea from? Hell is made FOR the devils and his angels.

But ok, since the idea out of the popular belief, that you come into hell, when you make a deal here on earth with the devil is the base of OPs question, I would answer like @FrothySolutions .
Even when it would not have any consequences: I am more disgusted with the system of this world and also what sin and the devil made out of sexuality so that being superChad isn't really appealing to me. Being superficial worshipped by woman and people may be nice for some moments, but is not really a thing I crave and not durable in satisfaction.

If you become one of his angels, you would be one of the ones doing the torturing. Torture can be multiple forms of actions. Imagine all the chads and stacies you can torture while you're not being tortured yourself.

 

[mänline]

If you become one of his angels, you would be one of the ones doing the torturing. Torture can be multiple forms of actions. Imagine all the chads and stacies you can torture while you're not being tortured yourself.

You are no angel and will never become (at least not in the sense of actual angels), but a human being. Hell is made for torturing Satan and his angels (demons), not for his reign.

 

[Deleted member 21768]

You are no angel and will never become (at least not in the sense of actual angels), but a human being. Hell is made for torturing Satan and his angels (demons), not for his reign.

Well, he is sure having fun during his torture.

 

[mänline]

Well, he is sure having fun during his torture.

No. Fun is definitely not included in the definition of torture.

 

[Reprobus]

Cope, Satan is only an angel of god that tests believers according to Judaism.

Jews don't believe Jesus existed, but apparently they killed him, that invalidates a good portion of their religion for me.

 

[crestfallencel]

wouldn't do it. i'm already damned in this world, my only hope is the next one

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Jews don't believe Jesus existed, but apparently they killed him, that invalidates a good portion of their religion for me.

Jews don't say Jesus never existed, he's either considered a normie Jewish rabbi by some, but by most he's considered a false prophet. I think the Zohar says he is burning in hell for blasphemy and claiming he is divine.

 

[Over_this_Life]

Well if i met the devil, that would prove hell is real, therefore heaven must also be real, so i would probably become a devout catholic so i dont go to hell when i die

 

[FinnCel]

Make my looks the new optimal looks in a human being

 

[Rambocel]

Blow up an airport and get away with it

 

[1m62dtr]

I would ask him to meet God, and if he said not possible, ask him about the point of all this confusing garbage that is life.