Im curious personally i would tell myself to watch what i was eating when i was young because i got bullied for being a fat fuck through most of school and it made me super fucking high inhib and probably curtailed my genetic potential JFL
If you could go back in time in a time machine would you and if so why?
Absolutely. I'd go back to being 14 and start taking HGH to get taller, get braces to fix my teeth, lose weight (I didn't lose the weight until 17), and NTmax to gain a social circle. I would not be incel if I could do that.
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id rather time travel my consciousness to my past self to be sure
true brother so much wasted potential it makes me rage sometimes but there's nothing i can do now
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I would go as far back as possible and teach myself to mew. I would use skin care from an early age and use protection from the sun for flawless skin. Finasteride before I started losing hair. I would also make very different choices along the way and get a girlfriend before social media became a thing.
Yes. I would kill my father and all his relatives so that I didn't turn out incel. I would get gay Chad's sperm by any means necessary then forcefully impregnate my mother with it.
Yes(if only in my lifetime, I'd go to first grade with my consciousness. If any time I'd go to post ww2 America.)
Stone ages. Kill neighbor with rocks. Carry women back to me cave.
But seriously I'd probably just go back far enough to invest in google and Amazon and all them big companies and be a rich fuck
But seriously I'd probably just go back far enough to invest in google and Amazon and all them big companies and be a rich fuck
ya this sounds good and with that money you could go neet for the rest of you life and live the good life
That's called a Grandfather Paradox and it can't happen even with time travel, I think. If you kill your father, you cease to exist.
Its over for Paradoxcels
Tbh if I was rich I would betabux a qt Japanese girl and we would live the NEET weeb life and travel and be happy and maybe she would eventually love me. Either way I wouldnt be alone
lol ye dont expect a women to love you unless you chad but maybe you would at least be able to reproduce
Lol reproduce. My kids would end up incel like me. No thanks
just surgery max your kids with your money and so on and so on
Or just dont have kids
ya understandable im just afraid of being a genetic dead end honestly but that is noble no more kids will have to suffer because of inceldom
I still don't see any downsides.
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yes. i'd eat healthier and get into sports and actually have some taste in music (i barely ever listen to music). i'd also be play video games earlier on and get good quickly so i can become a twitch streamer after college
i would invest everything into btc and live out the perfect moneymaxx cope life
I'd do it because it would trigger the self-annihilation of the universe.
Best idea
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I’d go back 50,000 years and just live like a monkey.
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This is the only logical answer. When I'm finished in the past and come back to the future, i would have my grimy paws in every corporation and government on the planet. I would be worth tens or even hundreds of trillions of dollars.
Push my dad off 9 months before my birth to avoid this pathetic existence.
Its not possible to happen. You don't die, it just can't happen.
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Yes. Go back to the days when I was a good student and was enjoying life.
Well whatever I end up as is something different so that's fine.
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Definitely. I would go back to 1 month before I was born. I would grab my father, beat the shit out of him and tell him there are three things he has to do: 1. Get a job that he works daily. Swallow his fucking pride and deal with having to be part of a hierarchy in which he will be low at first. 2. Stop eating shit, work out and when I am born teach me that eating healthy is the most fundamentally important thing imaginable. 3. Find as many normal friends as he can because I need to learn to socialize. Meet with other parents. Go to parties etc.
I would say that if he doesn't get this done I will come back and rip his fucking heart out alive.
Id tell myself other people think im retarded and not to go to college.
Other than that im fucked.
Other than that im fucked.
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