Discussion If you could be any animal what animal would you be?

[Left4DeadDarkie]

I'd want to be a dog (preferably a great Dane or German shepherd) so that I can get free housing, free food, free sex (if it's a white household)

Now if I had to be an animal out in the wild I'd choose a grizzly bear. They are strong, big, fast, great sense of smell, can climb trees, can swim (I think) have a cool sounding roar etc.

What about you guys?

 

[Cautious Raven]

I'd like to be chad

 

[Sloth.Belgrade]

A sloth

 

[TheCatMan]

Shark or a bald eagle. Now cats I would pick lion but they live tough lives and I could choose house cat so I get a crazy cat lady that's treats me like a little baby.

 

[Starfish.Belgrade]

 

[Lonelyus]

I'd like to be chad

 

[Left4DeadDarkie]

A sloth
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Sloths are based

 

[wasted12years]

Wolf. So i could eat the delicious raw meat for free.

 

[Regenerator]

A femoid's pet cat or a mute swan. I'd also like to be a tiger or a shark.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

I'd want to be a dog (preferably a great Dane or German shepherd) so that I can get free housing, free food, free sex (if it's a white household)

Now if I had to be an animal out in the wild I'd choose a grizzly bear. They are strong, big, fast, great sense of smell, can climb trees, can swim (I think) have a cool sounding roar etc.

What about you guys?

As a dog you would become insanely dumb, eat shit and vomit and get aggressive towards almost everything.
I would prefer to be a cat. More intelligent, with a sense of hygiene, elegant, quiet, a skilled hunter and I would get lots of love from foids. I could scratch them, too. And they would still love me. Because I'm too sweet and irresistible.
Apart from that, I would have more freedom and could explore the neighborhood on my own

 

[XtremeMax]

I'd like to be chad

 

[Left4DeadDarkie]

As a dog you would become insanely dumb, eat shit and vomit and get aggressive towards almost everything.
I would prefer to be a cat. More intelligent, with a sense of hygiene, elegant, quiet, a skilled hunter and I would get lots of love from foids. I could scratch them, too. And they would still love me. Because I'm too sweet and irresistible.

Ig that's true.

You can have sex with the women as a cat tho

 

[Ghostface]

an alligator or a big cat, like a tiger

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Ig that's true.

You can have sex with the women as a cat tho

Maybe I would be more into female cats then. If I don't get castrated.
There would be no leash for me like they (have to) put dogs on a leash. And my life expectancy would also be significantly higher.