IF you ascended, WHERE would you hide your money ?

[Warehouse Boy]

Let's imagine you get a 170 pound Norman named Karen, who's 35 and wants a child. And youve been lonely for 13 years since college, but have 200 grand in the bank.

WHERE and how do you hide most of this money so that she can't get to it later?

Me, serious, ......i buy gold ingots and bury it in the woods.

So I buy her a 3k ring, and we rent a shithole. condo for 900 a month. She has the kid and now weighs 240.

She knows you have cash, but you tell her it's in a safe place. Tee hee. The prenuptial says she can't touch it, but you're not a dumb fuck

 

[FrothySolutions]

I would give it to my nephew.

 

[Deleted member 6657]

Bitcoin

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Step number 1 : get a wall safe

Step number 2 : turn this man into a giant poster

 

[Warehouse Boy]

Bitcoin

I bet, with the help of her divorce Chad, she could steal your bitcoin eventually to pay off her African studies college loans

 

[Angry_runt]

I'd hire her and pay her more than I pay myself. Then she'd have to pay war reparations to me.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

I would give it to my nephew.

Let's imagine you get a 170 pound Norman named Karen, who's 35 and wants a child. And youve been lonely for 13 years since college, but have 200 grand in the bank.

WHERE and how do you hide most of this money so that she can't get to it later?

Me, serious, ......i buy gold ingots and bury it in the woods.

So I buy her a 3k ring, and we rent a shithole. condo for 900 a month. She has the kid and now weighs 240.

She knows you have cash, but you tell her it's in a safe place. Tee hee. The prenuptial says she can't touch it, but you're not a dumb fuck

Id invest it in stocks or gold.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Let's imagine you get a 170 pound Norman named Karen, who's 35 and wants a child

nope
nope
big fat nope

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I wouldn't allow that to happen. Better being an incel than a cuck.

If the marriage was forced, and someone was pointing a .45 at my head, telling me to get married, and they were always pointing a gun at my head 24/7 to the point where I'd be forced to live with said woman, I would probably hide it under a floorboard or deep inside an exterior wall.

 

[PPEcel]

Panama or the Canary Islands or the Seychelles. Get a professional to do all the work.

Bury gold ingots in the woods? WTF is this shit?

Hey @ChinaCurry check this out

 

[Warehouse Boy]

Panama or the Canary Islands or the Seychelles. Get a professional to do all the work.

Bury gold ingots in the woods? WTF is this shit?

Hey @ChinaCurry check this out

Yes. Bury gold.

In this international economy, you're not getting your Seychelles in 20 years.

Or it will be inflated to one fourth value.

 

[DirtyCurryCell]

I bet, with the help of her divorce Chad, she could steal your bitcoin eventually to pay off her African studies college loans

 

[PPEcel]

Yes. Bury gold.

In this international economy, you're not getting your Seychelles in 20 years.

Or it will be inflated to one fourth value.

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

WHERE and how do you hide most of this money so that she can't get to it later?

Never marry, keep all in cash in a disclosed location that only you know about, or a separate bank account. Or even better

Spoiler

give it to me, i am poorcel

 

[Deleted member 19546]

My parents

 

[Cope_Time]

I wouldn't allow that to happen. Better being an incel than a cuck.

 

[Damo the incel]

I would give it to my nephew.

You should give it to me instead

 

[based_meme]

My parents

Mirin' dat IQ.

Give it to them, it comes back to you in their will (I mean, unless you or they are Hitler). Don't quote me on this, but I think most estate laws prohibit the non-related divorced party to touch any of that money.

 

[The Zulfigar]

Invest 200k in surgerymaxxing then divorce, even if she rapes you of your home, doesn't matter, it won't take more than 15 minutes in a fridge box on the streets, before some rich gl foid take you to her rothchildmaxxed dad's mansion.
Then stop delusionmaxxing, wake up and realize its over and i wont earn 200k in this shithole, even if i work for 20 years

 

[Ellsworth]

Not sure but I have wondered the same thing.

 

[Warehouse Boy]

Not sure but I have wondered the same thing.o

If you hit 35 alone, and the Karen is OK company, AND you can hide your cash, then frigging marry her. Better than rotting

 

[KingChemist]

Karen

 

[Deleted member 26884]

I wouldn't allow that to happen. Better being an incel than a cuck.

If the marriage was forced, and someone was pointing a .45 at my head, telling me to get married, and they were always pointing a gun at my head 24/7 to the point where I'd be forced to live with said woman, I would probably hide it under a floorboard or deep inside an exterior wall.

JFL at marriage.

 

[Deleted member 140]

Pre nups are mostly useless nowadays, because even if you wrote one, most countries will still legally tell you to support the foid if you ever divorce, and be a cuck giving money to Chad's spawn if she's a single mother.

 

[Mainländer]

I'd turn the bills into paper planes and throw them at the eyes of both her and the divorce lawyers.