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If there is a god what will you say/ask when you see them?

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You rope and are met face to face with a being who informs you they are god, creator of all including you. What do you do?
 
When are you planning on decimating the human race?
 
Sob with blood because i was such a shitty, trash person in life and i'd probably go to hell.
 
I'd bow down before his chadliness.
 
Why did you leave me unfinished?
 
I kill him for all the things he has done to me
 
Telling him that I want to go heaven because I have already gone through hell
 
Beg him to make anime real.
 
Ask him to have me reborn as a Chad.
 
Tell him to not send me to hell.
 
I'd go full Kratos on his ass for making me suffer my whole life.
 
Rage at it. Call him/her a piece of shit.

Then I'll probably get sent to hell
 
Gonna batista bomb this dumb fucking retard through 10 tables fuck you talking about. Hes the reason why all this happened in the first place
 
Can I have a gf, God? Pls
 
Tell him why did he ever do anything for me and why he made me depressed and ugly
 
“Why did you leave me unfinished?”
 
Why are you such a narcissistic prick who demand worship without providing a shred of evidence that you exist and why should I even be a nice little sheep that worships you when you are so extremely biased and unfair. Fuck you.
 
Ask him to objectively rate me
 
beat his ass
Noc
 
"Can I talk to my grandfather?"
 
Nothing. What can you say to an omnipotent, narcissistic bullying asshole that he doesn't know already?
 
Ask him if he is made out of spaghetti
 
what's wrong with sleeping with sister?
 
I'd tell him to let the goats fuck him in the ass instead of vice versa.
 

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