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Experiment If the government decided to make one possible for incels...

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Which would you pick?

  • Sentient AI Droids

    Votes: 37 78.7%
  • Escorts

    Votes: 10 21.3%

  • Total voters
    47
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So let's say one day the governments of the world decided to tackle the issue of inceldom but there is only enough budget for 1 of the choices.

Choice A.) Sentient AI droids :
> The government will provide free advanced machines thanks to taxpayers(only fair given how women want abortions to be paid by the state).
> They look just like humans and can do almost anything we can do.
> You can select whatever features you want like race, hair and eye colour, voice, you name it.
> They were made for the specific task to be someone's romantic partner and they will unironically love you no matter how you look like/have mental illnesses/have economic trouble.
> So pretty much how you thought love would be when you were bluepilled but without the never ending obstacle course.
> They still have feelings so you can make them upset/happy and so on.
> You can't have children with them(unless you pay extra for them to make you extra droids i suppose or you adopt).
> Here's the catch though: Your government will use this as a bargaining chip against you and conscript you into your countries armed forces.
> You need to serve at least 4 years before you can go home, they will try their hardest to find a spot for you.
> Basically a contingency plan to turn you into pseudo-chad of sorts via trial by fire to make sure you are able to provide for yourself in the future and for your AI waifu.


Or

Choice B.) Escorts
> Many "high quality" escorts get contracted by the government and put on a payroll, you won't have to pay a dime for them.
> They will be inspected by doctors monthly to see if they have contracted STDs or any other disease, meaning the girl that visits you will always be healthy.
> You won't be able to have a choice of picking a favourite and they will always send someone random.
> They will have to come over whenever you want them to as they are bound by contract to do so, capped at let's say 15 visits per month.
> They will only do it for the money though, so don't expect them to put it any extra effort other then what you asked of them.
> They will have to spend AT LEAST an hour with you before they can leave.
> Goes without saying but they won't love, have children with you. It's just business for them as said earlier.

So would you get on the highway to hell in order to have your perfect waifu?
I would personally still go for the droids.

EDIT: Since alot of people seem to think this is too easy of a choice to make, i modified the thread a bit. The text in red indicates the edited stuff.
 
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I think we all know what the answer is bro...
:feelsseriously::feelsseriously::feelsseriously:
 
Android waifu that is perfect and loyal to you only.
 
I don't think droids will ever be able to give affection tbh
 
Escorts can’t compete, the choice is clear.
 
I think we all know what the answer is bro...
:feelsseriously::feelsseriously::feelsseriously:
Maby maby, i just want to see for myself though.
I don't think droids will ever be able to give affection tbh
In this scenario all the problems with an AI becoming sentient or having feelings are handwaved away, and we just assume it's possible to make them as described.
 
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So either have the closest thing to a anime waifu or a regular women who despises you and only tolerates your existence because of money?
idk man thats a hard one.
 
So either have the closest thing to a anime waifu or a regular women who despises you and only tolerates your existence because of money?
idk man thats a hard one.
Im just interested in seeing how many want an escort over an robot tbh
 
We will be all dead before a sentient waifu AI will exist :feels:
 
I want a AI droid like HK-47 from KOTOR, fuck a foid bot nigga
 
I want a jb ai waifu that will be loyal to me
 
I modified the thread a bit since it seemed to one sided i guess, what about now?:feelsLSD:
I want a jb ai waifu that will be loyal to me
It wouldn't but a based killer robot would be a much better companion than even an idealized foid
I modified the thread a bit since it seemed to one sided i guess, what about now?:feelsLSD:
 
3 votes. I'm surprised, but not really.

As one user so often says in their sig... REPLACE THEM. As a proud doll owner I already have.
 
How is this even a question, also, by the time they develop robots like this, artificial wombs will definitely be a thing

If you aren't actively at war, 99% of what you do as a soldier is cleaning, maintenance and drills, 4 years of monotony is nothing compared to the reward. It's not even that much worse compared to wagecucking.
 
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A for sure! Fuck affection and love. Foids are disgusting creatures. They try to act all sweet and innocent but they clog toilets, bleed from their vaginas, and find it entertaining to slober thousands of men's cocks. I would never marry a foid. Imagine it clogging the toilet in your home and the entire bathroom smelling like fucking shit and then she comes out like 'oops sowwy ;-;'
 
If you aren't actively at war, 99%
I forgot to reply to you sry :forcedsmile: That's the issue though, there is never an scarcity for conflicts. Like even today when conflicts are mostly low intensity and stuff, they are still everywhere: Syria, Afghanistan, Ukraine, Armenia-Azerbaijan(a new one), Iraq, the myriad of drug wars going on and so many more.
 
I get a gun and a robo waifu, sign me up. I chose 2B.
 
I forgot to reply to you sry :forcedsmile: That's the issue though, there is never an scarcity for conflicts. Like even today when conflicts are mostly low intensity and stuff, they are still everywhere: Syria, Afghanistan, Ukraine, Armenia-Azerbaijan(a new one), Iraq, the myriad of drug wars going on and so many more.
Tbh even if I die its better than living as an incel. The worst case imo is actually surviving with injuries or PTSD
 
Tbh even if I die its better than living as an incel. The worst case imo is actually surviving with injuries or PTSD
Yea pretty much, your legs might be gone but you aren't incel anymore at least :cool:
 
Why dont the governement just buy some south east bithces and make an arranged marriage? I think its the best option, you can pass your genes foward
 
Why dont the governement just buy some south east bithces and make an arranged marriage? I think its the best option, you can pass your genes foward
Because they will leave you the second they get citizenship?
 
Robot because of divorce and technically not counting in case god is real.
 
Droids please, they're more "humane" than the demonic human women.
 
chad mutation serum
 
Neither. The catch for the AI robots is way too steep and I find escorts revolting.
 
The catch for the AI robots is way too steep
Volcel say what? :feelshehe:
But no seriously i wanted to include that option in the poll too but got caught up in trying to describe the other ones too much :feelscry:
 
Volcel say what? :feelshehe:
But no seriously i wanted to include that option in the poll too but got caught up in trying to describe the other ones too much :feelscry:
If having bare minimum standards I will never betray, even if it means dying a virgin, makes me a Volcel, then I am a Volcel. I don't care much for labels. I'm an almost 27 year old virgin, I am totally invisible to foids, and all I'd ask for is a loyal, loving girl who's not a total hamplanet and who doesn't look like she's been literally shot in the face before being run over by a car. I don't even demand my looksmatch, and to be quite honest, I'd settle for a non-virgin, too, if the carfax was clean.

Anyway, while I would definitely buy an AI bot, never in my life would I willingly sell my body to ZOG to go blast barely armed sand people to pieces in their own damn country just so Pissrael can feel like a big boy master mind. I've gone for 27 years without female affection, I can go 60 more, but if ZOG wants to use me as their killing machine, they can tie my cold, lifeless body to a fucking missile and fire it at whatever impoverished shithole they want gone.

Now, if there were an option for a holographic waifu with similar pricing as a car, so 20000 for the base model and 50000 for the Lovinator 3000, I'd be in.
 
waifu ill just clean toilets like curries fuark
 

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