Fuck it, I would lol. The shit isn’t real, but if it was then most humans would be going to hell regardless, or at least a much higher number than those going to heaven. I’d already be beyond saving anyways.
If satan was real, would you follow him if he offered you all the wealth, power, respect, and women you could ever want?
Yes why not
Satan existing wouldn't mean god exists
Satan existing wouldn't mean god exists
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yes
He IS real.
And No.
The price is your soul. Anyone who claims otherwise has not yet felt the forces of darkness in his body.
And No.
The price is your soul. Anyone who claims otherwise has not yet felt the forces of darkness in his body.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
"Satanists" are a bunch of cringy retards.
A famous trick of the devil, a lie he whispered in your ear.
He had his chance. If he came offering me anything now I would probably punch the cunt in the face. Jump on Satan's head in the name of the lord!
Do you touch it?
You find this shady artifact of a mysterious, perhaps extraterrestrial origin sitting afloat in the middle of your bedroom. A songs scratches your senses in a whisk, leaving you dazed in a flashing light as you see purple dots invading through the very windows. It is very white outside. A...
incels.is
Yes.
cope, soul is blessed when you get everything
If this shit was real I'd be slobbering on God's cock 24x7.
If he was real sure ig
I’ll sell my soul to him for 20% off on discount savings
I’ll sell my soul to him for 20% off on discount savings
No doubt that I'd tell him yeah.
I'll go to hell anyway because of fapping, no chances to save my soul
I'll go to hell anyway because of fapping, no chances to save my soul
why not? I'm already the scum of the earth and doomed to hell
Just be Jewish theory
yes, he can have my soul too.
There is always a catch.
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