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If Sabrina Carpenter was a 4'11 male, what would her lyrics be about?

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Every song she makes is about how men are chasing her which is so annoying how they always fall in love with her too fast and giving too many gifts,
if she had been born a male instead, let's say she would have turned out 5'3 then, what would her lyrics then be about? how he's so overwhelmed and annoyed by all the girls are chasing him and giving gifts?
 
A 4”11 male would never get a recording contract.
 
A 4'11 male would have a hard time sounding out any lyrics at all with the rope of the noose digging into his neck.
 
Instead of receiving loads of simps he would receive loads of therapy sessions and showers.
 
Her looksmatch cant sing, her looksmatch got disrespected for 1000th time inside a bagel shop, fought a tallfag who gave him backshots, got an interview for clicks that made him an even bigger joke than he already is then died from a stroke few months later.
 
No one would take him seriously
 

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