Theory If people think you are retarded you can use this to your advantage

[cockroach]

I barely talk at all irl. Because of this people actually think I’m fucking retarded or something. They will speak to me like I am a child or something. At first this bothered me a lot but now I’ve found that since people think I am a retard I am able to get away with a lot of things that most people normally would not. Being lazy, screwing up at work ect is all much less of a problem because I’m just a pitiful retard and don’t know any better. I never asked for this treatment but since I don’t have a choice I will at least take advantage of it and use it for something positive for me.

 

[NeverGetUp]

 

[iicc66]

I barely talk at all irl. Because of this people actually think I’m fucking retarded or something. They will speak to me like I am a child or something. At first this bothered me a lot but now I’ve found that since people think I am a retard I am able to get away with a lot of things that most people normally would not. Being lazy, screwing up at work ect is all much less of a problem because I’m just a pitiful retard and don’t know any better. I never asked for this treatment but since I don’t have a choice I will at least take advantage of it and use it for something positive for me.

High iq

 

[Animecel2D]

Just retardmaxx theory

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

That's how it goes for sub5

 

[Cryotron]

Just retardmaxx theory

 

[DefeatedIncel]

Big brain move

 

[WeirdPanda]

I barely talk at all irl. Because of this people actually think I’m fucking retarded or something. They will speak to me like I am a child or something. At first this bothered me a lot but now I’ve found that since people think I am a retard I am able to get away with a lot of things that most people normally would not. Being lazy, screwing up at work ect is all much less of a problem because I’m just a pitiful retard and don’t know any better. I never asked for this treatment but since I don’t have a choice I will at least take advantage of it and use it for something positive for me.

also works if you are actually kinda retarded. I have an autism diagnosis and i even get some special priorities in my country like bus seats and skipping some lines cuz of it as long as i act the part. I feel no shame