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It's Over If my unicorn doesn't arrive, I'll fuck an escort by the end of the year

StonePath

StonePath

Greycel
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I'll wait till the last days of December. If Santa won't give me a unicorn, then I'll take matters into my own hands and do the deed.

I'm not proud of doing this in the future but I'm too touch deprived.
 
I approve this timeline- :ahegao:
 
Ascension thread? Penis in pussy = Ascended.
 
Ascension thread? Penis in pussy = Ascended.
What I'm saying is that I'll fuck an escort by the end of the year if I remain single for the rest of the year
 
I'll pray to God everyday for a girl next door type of girlfriend, it has to work :cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels:
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Seeing some hookers can even help you if you do meet a girl, so that you "know your way around", so to speak
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How much do they cost? The less filthy ones.
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I dunno, it sounds like we're in different countries, so I wouldn't know the market in other areas...- but sometimes you can get a general idea by looking at web sites where they advertise, and see the price ranges
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would an independant asian escort be the least likely to give you std?
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The ones least likely to give you an STD are the ones who insist that you use a condom :yes:
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