Venting If Jesus was alive today, I'd beat the shit out of that fucker for making me this way

[Uglyme]

Now I'm talking from the perspective of someone who was raised Christian. I could say the same thing about Allah, Buddha, Shiva, Odin, etc depending of what religion you practice but just translate my feelings into your faith, in case you have any. You see the passages where Jesus is mocked and tortured by soldiers and even his own people spat at him, welI I wish I had been there and knowing what I know now, and having lived with all the suffering of a deformed creature, you can be sure I would've discharged all my pain in that piece of shit who created me this way. I would have enjoyed it so much If I had been there, I would've thrown stones at him, I would've pissed on his head, beat him to death, I would've reverse crucified that asshole and shit on his rotten carcass.

 

[Rassimov]

The Chad Jesus vs. the incel Judas.

 

[Deleted member 10531]

Sweaty you aren't entitled to celestial gifts, just work on yourself and a nice angel will come bless your day

 

[ReallyRice]

Cope, Chad Jesus would get his daddy to sent you straight to hell.

 

[Deleted member 19756]

Jesus was a cuck, he saved whores.

 

[Dregster]

I would've reversed crucified that asshole

Lmao beyond edgy and Based

You could have very well been there yourself in a past life and casted stones and spat on him on the day he got nailed on that cross

Maybe you're still paying for that now and you wished you could go back and do it again

Now I'm talking from the perspective of someone who was raised Christian. I could say the same thing about Allah, Buddha, Shiva, Odin, etc depending of what religion you practice but just translate my feelings into your faith, in case you have any. You see the passages where Jesus is mocked and tortured by soldiers and even his own people spat at him, welI I wish I had been there and knowing what I know now, and having lived with all the suffering of a deformed creature, you can be sure I would've discharged all my pain in that piece of shit who created me this way. I would have enjoyed it so much If I had been there, I would've thrown stones at him, I would've pissed on his head, beat him to death, I would've reversed crucified that asshole and shit on his rotten carcass.

Can't really shit on Odin, he wanted you to kill, rape, and feast on the weak.

Pagan belief would have you take anything and everything as you please along with the promise of Valhalla should you suffer an honorable man's death in battle.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Too much mystery surrounding the Parthian prince...

 

[FinnCel]

Jesus was chad.
He doesn't know true suffering

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Jesus wasnt Chad .
He was just a hardcore coper with severe mental illness .

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

The Chad Jesus vs. the incel Judas.

 

[Absolutezer0]

Now I'm talking from the perspective of someone who was raised Christian. I could say the same thing about Allah, Buddha, Shiva, Odin, etc depending of what religion you practice but just translate my feelings into your faith, in case you have any. You see the passages where Jesus is mocked and tortured by soldiers and even his own people spat at him, welI I wish I had been there and knowing what I know now, and having lived with all the suffering of a deformed creature, you can be sure I would've discharged all my pain in that piece of shit who created me this way. I would have enjoyed it so much If I had been there, I would've thrown stones at him, I would've pissed on his head, beat him to death, I would've reverse crucified that asshole and shit on his rotten carcass.

Cringe

 

[tooth monster]

Cringe