We are having this conversation yet again. Some of you (the greycel faggots in particular) are suggesting that escortcels are fakecels because we're breaking the "celibacy" aspect of inceldom. I'm sure most of you are well aware that paid sex doesn't have the emotional weight as sex fueled by genuine physical or romantic attraction, but for those of you who don't understand, consider this:
If you are every bit as subhuman as I am, you'll understand how mentally debilitating it is to reach your 18th birthday as a virgin. If you think that hiring an escort equates to ascension (which it doesn't), then why the fuck haven't you ascended, you lazy faggot?
Some of you are poor. Some of you have student loans or medical bills. Some of you live in a country where prostitution is illegal or absurdly expensive. OK, I get it. But I'm pretty sure it is possible for most of you to save up so you can afford one fucking trip or visit.
Some of you are black, physically disabled, or extremely ugly, which means you will have a tougher time finding an escort that suits your needs, but there are definitely still enough on the market for you to find one. Based on the conversations I've had with the escorts I visit, there are only two physical characteristics that they all dislike enough to automatically cancel a booking: 1) morbid obesity and 2) bad personal hygiene. With the exception of rare medical conditions, neither of these characteristics are genetically predetermined.
That leaves those of you who think that escorts are "cucked" because it's "too expensive" or "disgusting". Well, what the fuck did you expect? Did you really think that a tall blonde athletic 18-year-old would sell you her virginity for a Walmart gift card and the spare change underneath your mattress? That's just not how the market works, you know; supply and demand. Why don't you stroll into a Rolex boutique and try to talk them into selling you one of their watches for $40? You can either fork up for what an "acceptable" femoid costs, or you can lower your standards a bit. What's that? You won't lower your standards? Sounds like a volcel to me.
I want to make one thing perfectly clear: I am not suggesting that non-escortcels are volcels. I am not suggesting that you should all go do something that you might not be entirely comfortable with. I'm simply pointing out the absurd flaw in the gatekeepers' logic; if you're going to interpret the word "celibate" in a literal manner, I'll do the same: you're voluntarily celibate for not hiring a sex worker when you have the means to do so.
If you are every bit as subhuman as I am, you'll understand how mentally debilitating it is to reach your 18th birthday as a virgin. If you think that hiring an escort equates to ascension (which it doesn't), then why the fuck haven't you ascended, you lazy faggot?
Some of you are poor. Some of you have student loans or medical bills. Some of you live in a country where prostitution is illegal or absurdly expensive. OK, I get it. But I'm pretty sure it is possible for most of you to save up so you can afford one fucking trip or visit.
Some of you are black, physically disabled, or extremely ugly, which means you will have a tougher time finding an escort that suits your needs, but there are definitely still enough on the market for you to find one. Based on the conversations I've had with the escorts I visit, there are only two physical characteristics that they all dislike enough to automatically cancel a booking: 1) morbid obesity and 2) bad personal hygiene. With the exception of rare medical conditions, neither of these characteristics are genetically predetermined.
That leaves those of you who think that escorts are "cucked" because it's "too expensive" or "disgusting". Well, what the fuck did you expect? Did you really think that a tall blonde athletic 18-year-old would sell you her virginity for a Walmart gift card and the spare change underneath your mattress? That's just not how the market works, you know; supply and demand. Why don't you stroll into a Rolex boutique and try to talk them into selling you one of their watches for $40? You can either fork up for what an "acceptable" femoid costs, or you can lower your standards a bit. What's that? You won't lower your standards? Sounds like a volcel to me.
I want to make one thing perfectly clear: I am not suggesting that non-escortcels are volcels. I am not suggesting that you should all go do something that you might not be entirely comfortable with. I'm simply pointing out the absurd flaw in the gatekeepers' logic; if you're going to interpret the word "celibate" in a literal manner, I'll do the same: you're voluntarily celibate for not hiring a sex worker when you have the means to do so.
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