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Serious If I wake up as a Chad....(Incel science fiction)

B33troot

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If I wake up as a Chad, first thing I'd do is make up for my years of inceldom.

After I've satisfied myself with 75 Staceys of my choice, I'll go after fat sub5 femoids and the girlfriends of normies and convince them that they are all 10/10 Staceys and that they deserve Chads like me. I'll also tell them that Chads are attracted to them but don't make a move only because they're afraid of rejection.

The following will occur:

Millions of Sub5 foids will ditch their normie bfs and rush towards Chads like a swarm of hungry zombies.

Chads will initially resist but will ultimately choose quantity over quality. As a result, Chads will no longer be exclusive to Staceys.

The Staceys will panic and go to war against the hordes of sub5 foids trying to take over the Chads. But being outnumbered, they'll all quickly perish.

Normies will lose whatever value they had and will either rope enmasse or submit to the incels.

Incels will remain incels but will emerge victorious and go on to establish the Incel World Order.

As for me, I'll take my oneitis and settle down with her on a remote island where we'll live out the rest of our days in peace.

Thank you for reading.
 
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Giphy


WAKE UP BRO! You were asleep for ages. Why were you smiling?
 
I would still be angry at foids for making me miss out on teen love.
 
If I was a chad I would lure foids and murder them.
 

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