Serious If I save up enough to buy this yacht how much would my chances of getting a gf go up?

[Total Imbecile]

Been watching lots of yacht videos lately, I need $14 million (currently sitting at $20k) but if I buy a yacht like surely a girl will wanna be my gf

I was rewatching the wolf of wallstreet the other day and Jordan bought his gf a huge yacht and thats based off a real life story so it must be true

I dont think you can be incel if you have a yacht

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

just get a yacht theory

 

[Deleted member 16624]

She would probably cuck you.Women don't appreciate.

 

[COPEmaster]

Been watching lots of yacht videos lately, I need $14 million (currently sitting at $20k) but if I buy a yacht like surely a girl will wanna be my gf

I was rewatching the wolf of wallstreet the other day and Jordan bought his gf a huge yacht and thats based off a real life story so it must be true

I dont think you can be incel if you have a yacht

buy a cool motorcycle
ducati diavel

 

[Ping And Pong]

Yes but she would love your yacht, not you.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Yes but she would love your yacht, not you.

 

[Total Imbecile]

buy a cool motorcycle
ducati diavel
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Motorcycle = signaling you love taking it up your ass

 

[COPEmaster]

Motorcycle = signaling you love taking it up your ass

cope.

 

[just_world_ogre]

Imagine founding a successful business and working for It the whole life, then selling it and buying a yacht so a girl will like you.
Imagine now being rejected for being too ugly.

 

[Lookscel]

Zero.

Better use the money for cosmetic surgery, atleast it's effect won't be zero.

 

[meatflaps_pounder]

over for yachtcels. richcels = volcels

 

[just_world_ogre]

Imagine founding a successful business and working for It the whole life, then selling it and buying a yacht so a girl will like you.
Imagine now being rejected for being too ugly.