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If I had average dick I would have will to live

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I'm in 3.5 to 4 inches range, on a good day. When I lay down it shrinks, it's even smaller. I'm still ugly, and would still be incel, but if I had normal dick, say 6 inches, i would just fuck escorts. I would even be satistfied with 5 inches with a good girth.

I love porn and deepthroating and shit, but can't do that because of my disadvantage. It just depressed me and I have no will to live. I would have something to aspire to if I had a normal dick, I can't get a gf because I'm ugly, but I would be motivated to train, eat healthy, work hard, chase money and just fuck and fuck and fuck escorts, bunch of them, pay them and make them do nasty shit.

I just don't understand why life is so unfair, If I only had this one simple thing - it would be enough, despite looks.
 
It's just as brutal as heightpill
 
No, it would change nothing.
My dick is 6.5 inch and I'm still a incel.
Face is everything.
 
No, it would change nothing.
My dick is 6.5 inch and I'm still a incel.
Face is everything.

It would change nothing with seducing and dating, but it would be good for me to do nasty shit with escorts like deepthroats, great blowjobs, handjobs, rough fucking and shit. But with this 3.5 inches dick I can't do even that. Pornstars are also hookers, paid for pleasure, and they make best sex ever. I would maybe pay some pornstar slut to do shit to me.
 
a pretty 5ft6 guy is going to slay more than a deformed balding 6ft5 guy
no he won't, 5'6 is death tier and automatically makes you incel, while the 6'5 guy can just wear a cap to hide his baldness and that means he can still slay
 
no he won't, 5'6 is death tier and automatically makes you incel, while the 6'5 guy can just wear a cap to hide his baldness and that means he can still slay
deformed
 
i have an 8 inch dick and im still depressed af. it wouldn't make u any happier trust me. escorts hate having sex with everyone
 
Foids only see your face and not your big dicks. You have to pull it out in front of them or advertise it on dating/hookup sites/apps.
 
JFL at humblebragging in a dicklet's thread. No matter the looks, it's better to have an above avg dong instead of something akin to an enlarged clitoris.
I should have learned not to click into threads like this. Suifuel for dickcel
 
Ban everyone here that has a big dick
 
"No, it would change nothing.
My dick is X inch and I'm still a incel.
X is everything."

 
Do nofap for over a week. Someone on here said that nofap made their dick 0.5cm bigger. I should try that and measure again tbh.
 
Dick size wouldn't matter in a non-promiscuous society, as long as you weren't micro. In this society every woman has had above average and many have had huge.

If you marry her it will be on her mind to go back to fuck that ex or whoever that has an actual satisfying dick.
 
You won't use it either way why do you give a damn? mine is average but if it was below than average(which i think kinda is) i would not give a damn either, it's just an ugly ornament at this point. The only utility it has, is to play pew pew after you shit.
 

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